What a crazy episode!  Brandon "Drexel" reveals a scandalous story involving Jennicide and Shawn Fanning.  Jennicide then refuses to appear on the air and tells Micon to "go fuck himself".  Colleen freaks out over vegas1369's parody of her artwork.  Jewdonk yells at us for supposedly "stealing his material" (LOL).  Julia the Porn Star reveals that she just did her first anal scene, and agrees to be the prize in a DonkDown contest.  Wiz the Alphabet Elephant checks in.  We get Teddy "The Iceman" on the phone, who says he'll pray for michael.  We make an accidental phone call to Brett "gank' Jungblutt.  Adam Schoenfeld joins us via Skype as a special guest.

Poker reporter Hayley Hintze is our special guest.  She gives us the lowdown on her in-depth investigation regarding the continued AP and UB cheating scandal coverups.  We confront Hollywood Dave about the uber-slow UB hand histories.  Druff gives some tips about the World Series of Poker $1,000 event.  TMMLGAY annoyingly brags about his nonexistent poker prowess.

A show where everything keeps going wrong, but we still have some interesting moments.  We meet Jonathan, the new DonkDown intern.  We talk to Karina Jett about her cleavage on TV.  We confront amber_wildthing about her drama with DJ Chaps, who tentatively promises to go to Prince Edward Islands and have sex with her.

Adam Schoenfeld and Barry "Dirty B" join us in studio.  We call Jewdonk and he acts completely insane and enraged.  Ken Scalir and Colleen "IHavetoPee" are reunited for the first time in many months.  We talk about the Micon-Barry fight that finally took place last week.  We discuss the unexpected Liv Boeree EPT win.  TMMLK and badguy23 have another verbal smackdown session.

** THIS VERSION FIXED AS OF 04/15/2010 AT 2:25AM PDT ** We lost last week's archives, but we're back with a vengeance!  Brett "Get Crunk" Richey was our special guest and answered our "Dirty Half Dozen".  We discussed the upcoming DirtyB/Micon boxing match, taking place in two days.  We reviewed the fail promotions of "A Day in the Life of the Maven" and Tiffany Michelle's UB Win-a-Date contest.  Teddy the Iceman came on and told us about his future plans.  Adam Schoenfeld and Barry joined us in studio.

An outrageous show where Brandon's filthy discussion of Porn Star Julia's latest exploits pisses off our newest sponsor!  Menachem the 10-year-old returns to make more sports picks.  Dan Druff is somewhere on the east coast, but is very secretive and won't say where he is, eventually leaving the show early.  Yebsite calls in and makes a fool of himself.

Matt "Woodrow" Woodward joins us in studio, as we largely follow up on a lot of loose ends from last week.  We introduce the "March Madness with Menachem" segment, where a 10-year-old gives his surprisingly-accurate sports analysis.  We check back in with neverheeb and Julia the porn star.

Another epic show!  We spend the first half of the program discussing the Stoxtrader Multi-Accounting and Colluding scandal.  David "Viffer" Peet guests with us to both talk about the scandal and his crazy degenerate lifestyle.  He also reveals a surprising  detail about "durrrr" during the "Dirty Half Dozen"!  Neverheeb blindsides us with some interesting news -- he's being put up in a hotel in San Diego and paid $2000 to jerk off on camera, and will shortly be entering the porn industry.  We then contact his porn-star ex-girlfriend Julia, for her reaction.  She goes on to reveal details of her current lesbian relationship.  Dustin "neverwin" Woolf joins us at the end and tells acrazy story about the measures he took to get a crazy girl (and well-known poker player) out of his house.

Old-school poker legend Mike Laing joins us to talk about a lot of poker stories from the past, including Andy Glazer's suicide.  Rakeback pioneer "beanie" also guests with us, and seems to get angry when Druff argues with him about Ultimatebet.  We talk about the EPT robbery, and take a call from a listener who wears an ankle bracelet that detects him drinking alcohol.