After I whip the nerds a few times, they try and whip me back.  The nerds tell me to update the world on our progress here at DonkDown so people don't think we are falling back into our old habits of doing nothing.  Well my friends, take a look at the new DonkDown Radio uber-graphic.  Big shout to El-Nino and Aimee for their continued support of the DonkDown project.  Todd Witteles and me, Bryan Micon will be proud to do the radio this and every Wednesday at 7:30pm PST as we salute our new flag.  Look and feel, the session time out issue, everyone's old PMs, and our broken search feature are all being worked on, with the nerds receiving daily whippings.  Stay tuned for greatness to be splashed all over your face in the coming weeks!

Nerds are still being whipped daily.  Technologies are being integrated, updated, and modified.  Code is being written and rewritten.  The riding crop is cocked and ready for whippin' the moment I stop hearing keystrokes.  We know that the forums are logging everyone out after only a few idle minutes, and that is our top issue right now.  We also have around 2 dozen bugs ready for fixin' and around a dozen features that will be developed after the bugs are fixed.  (don't worry, the large posted images will eventually resize) Overall I can't be happier.  This is a great team and we are going to make DonkDown great.  Stay tuned, and if you have a website and want to help us out, drop us a link!

So it's been an intense last week or so.  After reaching an agreement to send over the forums and radio show, I quickly formed a team of nerds that would restore the former NWP community to it's current and future DonkDown greatness.  Trust me this was not easy - NWP --> DD was a 2-3 week project squeezed into 5 days.  As most of you saw, we were totally offline for a few days.  I was in a total frenzy trying to whip the nerds, make some advertising deals, and of course make some videos to comfort my degenerate flock that didn't know what was going on.  Luckily it all looks like it's going to work out for the best.  Our nerds are hard at work.  The site is coming along.  The forums are operational.  Shit, you can even Youtube embed now as you can see from my epic 4 day Orleans player-of-month win thread.  Enjoy the site while we build your new degenerate home.

It hasn't been an easy 2 years under Lithuanian control.  I have watched my beautiful community of degenerates grow angry.  We have seen some decide to just get up and leave.  I developed a solid bourbon addiction along the way, all the while with nothing I could do about it.  Druff and I did the radio show every Wed. to let everyone know we were still here and would one day mold the site in our image once again.  Ladies and gents, (mostly gents) the community rises again starting today!  Like a phoenix rising from the fires with a fully lit joint, we are back bitches!  Radio still every Wednesday at around 7:30pm PST, forums back in their proper glory with every post still here.  Lithuania has been expelled.  I have assembled a team of nerds that are top top.  It's time to pwn faces all over the internet.  U-S-A!  U-S-A!