Don't get shut out!  This week on DonkDown Radio's hit show "The Cold Call Show" Jennifer "Jennicide" Leigh joins us for a discussion on her red wine diet.  Pokerati Dan calls us up and explains what the Republicans are up to in Nevada, as it pertains to online poker.  Crazier Mike joins the show to give a different view to the Jerry Sandusky issue.  Brandon Gerson, aka the PW joins us as host when we call Suzie McBain, Orleans tournament director.  She sheds some light on their new schedule as well as Goldfarb's hygiene.  Don't miss the best poker podcast out there.

Check it out!  Today the 2012 WSOP Schedule was released by Seth Palansky under the direction of Jack Effel, who now appears to be the Caesars Entertainment Vice President of the WSOP, kicking my boy Ty Stewart to the curb (it appears).  This year's event features the $1M Guy Laliberté 11% charity rake OneDrop uber-ament, which is sure to get 80% of the field so stuck you need to win 2 bracelets to get out.  There will also be a shenanigans bracelet event, the $1500 Ante-only which I will win and then get told it's a bullshit bracelet, but I'll fade it.  All my other pretties are there too, the $1500 HORSEament, $1500 stud8, $2500 Razz, $2500 10-game and $2500 8-game, and of course the $1500 2-7 NL 1-draw.  Some odd "exhibition" non-bracelet events were added, including a doubles tournament (good idea) and a "bracelet bounty" something or other which seems like a giant fail.  Neither awards a bracelet, but the "Bracelet bounty" title of a non-bracelet even is sure to confuse.  Further more that one didn't have a structure sheet attachment, meaning they are just making shit up for that one and haven't even made it up yet.

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Check out the latest episode of DonkDown Radio's "The Cold Call Show" where we welcome special guest Will "Poker Monkey" Souther to discuss an issue he has had with Johnny Grooms, poker room manager at the Beau Rivage.  Pokerati Dan helps us understand this Subject:Poker article about Chris Ferguson's secret bank accounts.  We talk to Menachum about the Superbowl and Karina and Drexel talk about the nudie poker tour event.  John Gumption tries to help the Poker Monkey situation and is stonewalled again.  Thanks to americanpokeronline.com for sponsoring DonkDown Radio. You can visit their list of the best US poker sites.

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