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WTF is wrong with Hero poker?? MAJOR TILT VENT!!! 
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Seriously?? This is fucking tilting 2 straight nights Ive entered the $99 freeroll and 2 nights in a row I have premium hands and get knocked out by fuckwads shoving with SHIT on the 1st hand!!!! I had Big Slick suited and this fuckwad tonight shoves with a bloody 7-3os and thinks is hilarious that I got beat with his shitty pair of 3s.. WTF.. Im beginign to think Hero rewards dipshitty play.. Last night I had a fucking pair of Qs and some fucker sucks out with shitty trip 4's on the river.. WTF in hell.. (to boot it was a fucking 1 outer on the one last night because some other dipshit shoved with A4 suited.) Im soo fucking ready to shitbomb Hero Im probably gonna get a chatban for going off on the fuckwad tonight for his play. Unfuckign believeable.. Have half a mind to go post this in the freeroll for Hero Poker CEO to see.. much more of this shit Im pulling my money off there and go play elsewhere because this shit defies the odds. Variance my fucking ass!!

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Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:07 pm
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It's a fucking freeroll.

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don't start useless threads sir. Jewdonk is an idiot but shit don't give him more fame.


Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:09 pm
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sigh...............................


Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:10 pm
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Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:15 pm
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I KNEW THOSE FREEROLLS WERE RIGGED. FUCK YOU DAVID JUNG

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Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:17 pm
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Cat Out Of The Bag wrote:
It's a fucking freeroll.


But see my issue is Mgt has been bitchign people are softplaying and colluding so IM wondering if they arent now actively rewarding shit like this to 'discourage' illegal play.. Punish the fuckers cheating dont start manipulating the fucking game just because you think it'll weed out cheaters. (Im sure many have seen the msgs on Hero about threatening to suspend the tourney if people continued then suddenly they shut up which makes me suspect). yes I know its a fucking freeroll but jesus fucking christ the odds dont add up. I mean now end of last week I shoved all in preflop was a 5 way ok fine Im risking and basically playing bingo poker adn I lost to As fair enough but when I go HU 2 1st hands back to back and especially tonight that shit is tilting when donkey asses get rewarded and worse the fucking asshole thought it was funny to boot. If it woulda been live I probably woulda been thrown outta the casino cause I woulda fucking punched him the fuck out. then again live I doubt he'd fucking have the balls to pull that shit either.

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PLOL wrote:
I KNEW THOSE FREEROLLS WERE RIGGED. FUCK YOU DAVID JUNG


Ok on a side note I have to laugh. I think it was micromachina that said indeed they were rigged that unless you had an asian name or fake asian name you couldnt win. ROFLMAO.. Ok Im off my screaming monkey tilt soapbox and fine now.. (deep breath)..

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Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:20 pm
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Disclaimer: Don't take it to heart because I actually made this for myself a while back, but I ended up aborting the idea/thread altogether leaving me nowhere to drop it.

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Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:10 pm
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pokeremtdj wrote:
Seriously?? This is fucking tilting 2 straight nights Ive entered the $99 freeroll and 2 nights in a row I have premium hands and get knocked out by fuckwads shoving with SHIT on the 1st hand!!!! I had Big Slick suited and this fuckwad tonight shoves with a bloody 7-3os and thinks is hilarious that I got beat with his shitty pair of 3s..


Dude, its so phuqukin obvious: you are under a curse...

and no amount of expert advice/coaching etc is going to change things for you....you're screwed big time and permanent on Hero


unless, you do something to get the curse removed


and it just so happens i am willing to share with you how to do that....

just make a gift of a $10 knockout bounty on Micon in Wednesday nights....the positive Karma will get begin to work soon there afterwards--100% guaranteed results--just ask Micon to tell you of the several fal to success stories of previous $10 bounty contributors

call in to the Cold Call show Wednesday night to work out the details of payment

remember, this is serious....you do want to stop the donks from sucking out you in the freerolls don't you....

WELL DON'T YOU????


Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:26 pm
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I only play the 99 to shove random trash hands for fun otherwise it's a boring tournament.


Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:33 pm
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The blinds rise so fast you don't have a chance to cash if you don't double up early.

But yes in general the best hand never wins on Hero, especially in PLO.


Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:50 pm
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I’m 18 and this is a story how I lost my virginity on Vacation.

So I was on the beach in North Carolina tanning myself. Me and my family were there on a two week vacation. At that point I was a virgin, and I never thought I would lose my virginity on vacation.

Here is my story.

It was a hot day on the beach, so I decided to tan that day. I headed out to the beach and began tanning my back. Five minutes into my tanning I feel a slap on my ass (I was a little freaked out XD ). I turn around and see this GORGEOUS guy. He sat down next to me, and we started talking to each other, and he started rubbing my back. So I decided we could have a little fun. I slipped his Swim shorts off and started sucking his dick. (This is a public beach with people on it!) He was big, About 8 inches and thick! About 10 minutes later he offered me to go back to his house, and I couldn't refuse! (I was super horny at this point, and I'm 9 inches)

So we get into his house, and we are all over each other. He pushes me down onto his bed and we begin kissing and feeling each other. He moves down to my cock and starts sucking it, using his tongue to flick my cock head. I thought I was going to lose it right then in there. (I was after all a virgin). After he gets finished up polishing my dick, He asks me if I would like to get fucked. (I told him I was a virgin). I happily agreed. I was EAGER to feel him deep in my tight virgin ass. Five minutes and lots of lube later he was in, all 8 inches. After about ten minutes of me being hammered the door opens. It was his BOYFRIEND! (I'm scared at this point).

His boyfriend was PISSED. So I decided it would be best for me to hurry up and get out of there. I was gathering my clothes and trying to get dressed, but his angry boyfriend pushed me back down onto the bed. He said "Me and my boyfriend have something planned for you". That is when I knew this had to have been planned out. As I'm lying there on the bed his boyfriend starts undressing, and reveals his 10 inch monster. He smiled at me and asked me if I could handle it. I happily replied "Yes" with a big smile on my face. So he walks over to me and shoves his cock in my face and I HAPPILY start sucking it. (Not bad for a virgin eh? XD ) So I'm sucking his cock, and his boyfriend (The original guy that was fucking me) Lays down on the bed. So I go over and sit on his cock and start riding him. His boyfriend (The 10 incher) walks into the bathroom for a while and comes back out with a bottle of lube. I was thinking to myself "Why does he need that, there is a big bottle right there". I was about to find out...
Painfully.

So he’s standing there with the lube, watching me bounce on his boyfriends cock, and then he walked over to me. He put his hands on my shoulder and said "Don't make any noise, or this will be A LOT harder on you." (I really should of listened :(...) He lifted me up off his boyfriends cock a little, and squirts a lot of lube onto my ass, and his dick, and his boyfriends dick. (I was still clueless what was going to happen)....And that's when it happened....

He started pushing his cock into me! Me (a virgin) is about to get DP’ed, by two monster cocks, (10 and 8 inches, both thick), and he expected me not to moan, or scream. After a little bit of pushing, he finally got it all in. I felt like such a slut. Two hard cocks in my ass, no condoms, at their mercy. They both started fucking me, and it was too much for me to handle. I felt like I was being ripped open. I was enjoying it, but I was also in pain. I was also moaning like a little bitch (after he told me to not make any
noise, or "it'll be harder on me" it was harder on me... He started thrusting harder into me, and I was still moaning. So he did something I didn't expect. He took my underwear (little black briefs, conveniently within arm’s reach) and stuffed them in my mouth. (It was kinky so I actually enjoyed it). Fifteen painful/pleasure minutes later they both pulled out of me, and took my undies out of my mouth. They asked me if I enjoyed it and I said "Of course. I AM a little slut after all ;)" The bigger one replied "Good, cause we aren't even close to being done with you!"

The smaller one (8 inches so not really small!) told me to get on the bed doggy style, I did as told. He SLAMMED his cock into me and had his way with my poor ass for a good five minutes before blowing a HUGE load into me. He pulled out and almost immediately I was being nailed by the bigger one. Another Five minutes of brutal ass pounding and I had another load of cum in my not so tight ass.

I thought my job was done, so I laid there for Five minutes trying to get some energy back. (being slammed by two massive dicks really drains you! XD ) I got off the bed, and went to gather my clothes again, But this time something different happened. As I bent down to pick up my socks, I felt a pair of hands on my waist. It was the 10 incher ready for another round. He plunged deep into my poor helpless ass. (I’m bent over the bed at this point).

This ass fucking only lasted two minutes. (He didn't cum, just a position change XD ). He told me to lay on my back and hang my ass off the side of the bed. And once again I did as told. (Cause I'm such a little slut!) He slammed into me yet again, with powerful thrusts sending all 10 inches deep into my poor ass. He fucked me so hard I actually felt like passing out. But it was over soon. He dumped another load into my ass, and it felt great. But as soon as he was done, the 8 incher wanted more! So AGAIN I'm getting slammed. But he didn't last long.

MAYBE 10 minutes, Dumping another load into my ass. Cum was dripping down my tired legs, so the bigger one took my undies (my FAVORITE black ones) and wiped all the cum off of my legs, and from around my asshole. I myself came twice onto my stomach while being fucked. Which they also wiped up. They were nice enough to offer me a shower to clean up myself, which I gladly accepted.

I hopped in the shower and started washing everything (I was covered in cum from the waist down after all). And guess who came in the shower with me? Mr. 10 incher! He washed my body for me. He also got down on his knees and sucked my dick in the shower. I came in his mouth. Right as I was about to turn the water off he grabbed my hand, and pushed his chest against my back, and whispered in my ear. He said "Please one more time baby?" and started prodding my ass with his cock. I told him no because I just got finished washing up. But he insisted that it would be worth it. (It was ;) lol). I agreed to it, and grabbed the little towel rack that was in the shower (It was a big shower being a beach house). I spread my legs open and stuck my ass out for him. And i told him to "Have your way with my ass." Which he did. He went in slowly this time, making sure not to be TOO brutal, but once he was in he let me have it. He slammed into my poor ass again. My chest was pushed up against the shower wall and I was being nailed like a fuck toy.

10 minutes later he came again, of course into my ass. But this time he knelt down and started licking my ass. It felt so damn good. After I was cleaned out again we got out of the shower. I gathered my clothes AGAIN. (Except my underwear). My underwear were cum stained beyond cleaning, so I let them keep it as a "Souvenir". I got dressed and said my goodbyes. They told me I was the best "Piece of ass" they have had. (I WAS a virgin after all ;) lol) And I went back to the beach. And that is how I lost my virginity.

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<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
<BB92> lol i have tits
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Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:49 pm
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Good fucking god. This is an actual thread on DD right now??? Vegas... Just do it... Say fuck it... Wield the god damn hammer... Worst case scenario we all get to watch a fun ride... What's Micon gonna do, "Fire" you?


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dmoss wrote:
Good fucking god. This is an actual thread on DD right now??? Vegas... Just do it... Say fuck it... Wield the god damn hammer... Worst case scenario we all get to watch a fun ride... What's Micon gonna do, "Fire" you?


its seriously starting to impact my enjoyment of this place. i plan on making some propositions, we will see how things go.

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<BB92> lol i have tits
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Disclaimer: Don't take it to heart because I actually made this for myself a while back, but I ended up aborting the idea/thread altogether leaving me nowhere to drop it.

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Aint taking much seriously right now. Real life is tilting me right now as my fucking back has gone to shits the last week again. Im off to see my surgeon inthe AM which I already know what hes gonna say so shith appens Im looking at major surgery now which means another fucking 4-6months rehab time meaning no move now till this summer which is the worst time to move to the blast furnace known as AZ.. Oh fucking well.. I appologize if I did aggrivate people with this thread just fucking frustrated and pissed over shit luck online when life is shitting on me as well (knew it was a possibility just hoped Id dodge "bullets" so to speak instead I get to live with fucking titatanium screws and brackets in my back for life now looks like) Consolation is supposed this will fix shit finally once and for all and once things heal up the pain should be totally gone for good in a few months.

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No one cares about your personal problems, either.

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<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
<BB92> lol i have tits
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No one cares about your personal problems, either.


I read the thread earlier today and found it amusing. It says right in the title Major Tilt Vent.

I've been there and so has everyone who's played online poker.

Read it, reply or move on.

Sonatine. Go fuck yourself. Many here don't care about you either.

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limitles wrote:
sonatine wrote:
No one cares about your personal problems, either.


I read the thread earlier today and found it amusing. It says right in the title Major Tilt Vent.

I've been there and so has everyone who's played online poker.

Read it, reply or move on.

Sonatine. Go fuck yourself. Many here don't care about you either.

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How would you know? You're an emotionally crippled novelty.

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<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
<BB92> lol i have tits
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