Me and the girlfriend (now wife) travelled from the UK get married in Vegas a little over 6 months ago. We both have partied hard in the past but calmed down in recent years so decided to have a final blowout during our trip. I spend the first half of the week exploring the place, doing the tourist stuff etc. but being able to score is never too far from my mind.

Anyhow, decided Id approach one of the club promoters (there up and down the strip, this was just past the MGM) about getting hold of a bunch of VIP tickets for a club we liked the look off, he sorted the ticketing out and then I just asked the question and he sorted me out from there on in (he did ask very seriously if I was a cop which made me laugh given my accent).

It was a lot easier than I thought it would be, but maybe I was lucky.

I'm ashamed that I didn't make this suggestion. I would imagine that a very large percentage of VIP hosts will hook you up with most anything, especially if you're a baller.

If you're trying to sneak in pills, which I wanted to do in june and came to the conclusion that pills were dumb and was about to quit them anyway. However I was told one of the easiest ways to go about this was to drop a few pills into a whole army of vitamin bottles, mixed with actual vitamins and a garden variety of benzos. If anyone asks just say you like to stay healthy.

methadone clinics in the morning is definately a good suggestion.

everyone who says get a host is talking the right language, but its tough if u are not rolling with a group. It can be very expensive. went out there with a big group once and the host hooked it up with 2 balls in the limo waiting for us to go to the strip club. at the club got another ball from a stripper who made a call. I have never had good luck otherwise. There is a late night spot that people go to that is an afterhouse. Maybe Dre's? But its harder then expected to score when ur an out of towner. Your safest and best bet is to get a host. They will take care of you.

always wondered about this as well. I have never done any hard drugs before, what would be a good amount of blow for 2 first timers to try? How do i go about getting a host? is that another word for club promoter or can i ask the hotel for a host etc....I'm new to it all so forgive my ignorance

No ignorance, honestly I've never used a VIP host either other than a nightclub host. There are a few types of VIP hosts. Most of the major hotels have VIP hosts for their high rollers, who cater to their every need. There are also VIP hosts in all nightclubs, these are the people that you deal with when booking a table. Then there are VIP hosting companies, which basically get you a limo and entry to nightclubs with VIP service. Here's a link to one...

http://www.vipnvegas.net/?gclid=CJXZxM2 ... awodjWwLvA

I'm guessing the companies are your best bet in scoring something, unless you are a high roller, then the hotel host would most likely be a better bet.

Not really sure how much blow you should get for your first time, I've always hated it.

All I'll need to know when I am there for the WSOP in June is: "Where the weed at?"

I have solid methods of getting shit onto the plane but the hassle/potential risk (although I'm 10-10 so far) as well as the convenience is always appreciated.

No. Easiest/safest way- go buy a bottle of something cheap in capsules. Like potassium or something. Empty the caps out and take whatever pills you like, crush them up and put into the mix with the rest of the pills. Potassium works well because the bottles are so big, NOBODY is going to fucking bother rummaging around through them. When you get to destination put them all out on a table and sift through.

everyone who saysget a host is talking the right language, but its tough if u are not rolling with a group. It can be very expensive. went out there with a big group once and the host hooked it up with 2 balls in the limo waiting for us to go to the strip club. at the club got another ball from a stripper who made a call. I have never had good luck otherwise. There is a late night spot that people go to that is an afterhouse. Maybe Dre's? But its harder then expected to score when ur an out of towner. Your safest and best bet is to get a host.

This also works well for smuggling any powders: coke, heroin, mdma etc.

But the second you get pulled aside your fucked . I found traveling with a ziplock baggy full of prescribed med's and a letter from you doctor and easy way to throw another bottle with pills as long as they all look the same and aren't the same drug as another bottle with you. People take medication with there carry on as a rule cause luggage gets lost . Obviously powder and horse isn't something I want to put in capsules on my person . Dog's smell etc etc , and they can tell a legit oxy smell from a very similar but illegal painkiller. Here is a write up of a hypothetical way to score that was researched by someone recently.

Hypothetically if one was to go to Vegas and want to score this is what they'd do.

1.Have a razor blade or two at your hotel room

2. Don't heeb run while drunk at the bellagio from 1/2 with $200 to 5/10nl get up 3.7K then lose it all getting setted on the flop from a short stack to KK (3's) / rivered in another 1k plus pot from a dude who flat called $130 from one in the cut-off and no action before in the SB pre with K2 to ones AK and get a K49 rainbow and him call down 300 on the flop , 500 on the turn and hit a 2 on the river and check check. Then monkey tilt after getting called down with ace high on a str8 and flush showing board( ones fault he would never fold after one showed 1 bluff) , then putting $1000 of your own cash into the game and tilting it of in 10 minutes .

Then have your bank decline your card , take $120 and double it up at 1/2 in one hand , double again in 2 hands at 2/5 then sit short with 600 at 5/10 and get it back to 1200 and then get 2 outted all-in from a donk who hit a Q high flush to my flopped set of KK not slow played . That game was easily beatable for 5K , if one had kept ones shit together and could've walked away up 4800 or at least $3500. Anyways back to the subject.

3. If at all possible try to find a friend / acquaintance that's in Vegas to hook you up.
4. If you don't know anyone or they can't score do the following.

First dress casual , not like a guy with tonnes of cash or a bitch that could be easily rolled . Act like you know what your doing and cool and have done this before many times .Some carry a auto folder knife everyday but that's them .Go down to Freamont Experience at night ( $7 for all day pass on the bus or a $20 cab ride) have the cash for your purchase in a separate pocket folded to fit in your palm and easily accessible like $50 or $100 , less if looking for a plant.

You can walk down it and check out Freamont Street but that's not why your there. Walk around a block or two off of Freamont all down it's length and at the ends . Look for a black dude that's not homeless and in this 20's / early 30's loitering . Walk by said black person and chill against a wall or whatever . Say hi to the guy a simple
" sup man" is fine . Next you ask if he knows where to get what you want , he'll probably ask you if your a cop since they don't realize undercover cops don't have to tell you. Just be cool and tell him the truth , your from outta town and looking to get a little.

Since these are black dudes there not gonna have powder hence the blades back at the hotel. He won't be holding but will call or take a walk to where a generally big fat black dude is . Walk with him make small chat about bs , prices back home . Don't go down a dark alley with these guys unless your confident that your not gonna get rolled. If your 5'8 and 21 and weigh 150 stay on the street. If you can handle yourself and look like your not to be fucked with do what you want. Now for the action as your walking pull your folded cash in the agreed amount out of your pocket and have it concealed in your hand. DO NOT give them the money until you have the product . The hand shake motion is the exchange. Turn around and walk away quickly glancing at your product that shouldn't be packaged , if it is it's probably fake unless it's a green plant. If they just rolled you it's your call if you wanna do something . But unless you look like a total dumb ass your not gonna get rolled , common sense. Now unless your crackhead bob and carry a pipe around go get a cab or bus if you have the patience to wait 45 minutes and go back to the hotel.

Cab back to you hotel room and get a piece of paper , put stuff in paper and then using a coin or whatever gently flatten it out . Next scrap off the stamped on /sodium bicarbonate added stuff onto a hard surface like the fake marble/granite in your bath room . It's gonna be damp so you want to cut it as fine as you can . Obviously as soon as you have cut and decent train track your gonna hit it . You should also use a cut straw instead of the rolled up hundy , unless your trying to impress . Now you have some energy to really cut it all up.

Letting it dry will make it finer and easily absorbed in your nasal passages and have less gunk clogging up. Your nasal passages go back pretty far so you want you straw or hundy up there good or you have some very expensive boogers. Anyways cut a few for the road if you know origami bring a few hits in sachets in a pocket where your not gonna pull them out by mistake in a inopportune time . What you save behind fold up loose in some paper and hide . Quick note on doing shit away from the locked door and safety of you room. Some have found there are plenty of clean shitters on the strip or where ever . Don't do like the movies and do rails off the back of the shitter, people notice feet facing the wrong way. Put down the toilet covers or TP and drop drawers like your taking a deuce , get your stuff ready left hand holds opened sachet right has the preplaced bill/small straw. As quietly as possible but with enough to get it up there hit it . Lick you origami and throw it in the toilet and piss on it stand up and finish like you just dropped a deuce . Once your outta the bathroom and walking where there is some noise snort it better and have a beer , peace.

Or you can find four Latino's from L.A. , some part of poor Hollywood doing hits in the hallway of you hotel right outside your room and befriend them let them in your room for 15 minutes tops with a b.s. reason and get some freebies till your minds going 500 miles a second and get them outta your room without any of your stuff. Then go rock the strip with the wetbacks from the hood till 9am when you have a 2pm flight home which is hard on the body but a good time as long as once again your confident they're not gonna roll you.

if i drive which i have twice i take my own smoke down never try to go through airport security a an arrest waiting to happen but i have found out that starting a conversation with some of the bartenders right off the strip not the dives either they have a few good answers where to find some smoke or blow i found out i do have a MML medical marijuana licence in MI but there prices at the smoke shop are outreagous lmao

Just find a well dressed negro in a lit up public area and hope he doesn't give you fake weed.