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In las Vegas, I'm unsure about what they do with dead birds. Do cats take them? I kind of want to go to a porno convention, but I don't know if I could handle it or if it would be worth my time if there were dead birds all over the fucking ground


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Why bury when you can eat?

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Vwlsâ„¢ wrote:
Why bury when you can peet?


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lol

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I'm just honored that Ned posted in this forum.

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True fucking story, hit a seagul with a car once in Vegas. Proceeded to have one of the worst trips of my life. Lost money, locked keys in car, didn't get laid.

Moral of the story: Don't hit birds.

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QUOTE(Long Legged Mack @ Nov 13 2008, 03:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Long Legged Mack wrote:
True fucking story, hit a seagul with a car once in Vegas. Proceeded to have one of the worst trips of my life. Lost money, locked keys in car, didn't get laid.

Moral of the story: Don't hit birds.


fuck wild birds. i got shit on by a bird once and another time some seagul swooped down and stole one of my chicken tenders and knocked over my fries on the seal beach peer.

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lulz seal beachaments

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On the beach ferry we used to toss seagulls alkaselzer and watch them explode, and I still got laid every trip I can recall. Some trips I went ugly........... early though

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ship wrote:
lulz seal beachaments



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Tehy wear umbrella hats

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PAYforUSC wrote:
PAYforUSC wrote:
True fucking story, hit a seagul with a car once in Vegas. Proceeded to have one of the worst trips of my life. Lost money, locked keys in car, didn't get laid.

Moral of the story: Don't hit birds.


fuck wild birds. i got shit on by a bird once and another time some seagul swooped down and stole one of my chicken tenders and knocked over my fries on the seal beach peer.


I was at the MN Zoo when a bird shit in my brand new cup of freshly baked cookies. I cried my ass off. Obv a long time ago, like maybe a couple years.


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lexicon wrote:
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True fucking story, hit a seagul with a car once in Vegas. Proceeded to have one of the worst trips of my life. Lost money, locked keys in car, didn't get laid.

Moral of the story: Don't hit birds.


fuck wild birds. i got shit on by a bird once and another time some seagul swooped down and stole one of my chicken tenders and knocked over my fries on the seal beach peer.


I was at the MN Zoo when a bird shit in my brand new cup of freshly baked cookies. I cried my ass off. Obv a long time ago, like maybe a couple years.



SFO :(

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