I've stumbled over this blog of a vegas poker grinder and i find it pretty interesting. Such topics include girls he has fucked, niggers, suicide, drugs and of course poker. Seems like a perfect fit to the donkdown community. Maybe you can have him on radio. Enjoy.


www.deathdrone.com

Fucking love this guy.

And I hope he never, ever finds out this place exists. I want him to keep being awesome without ever once having to suffer through the faggotry this place would inevitably put on his radar.

thats not good, thats great.

I find it funny and odd that he has their SAT scores. Seems kind of made up.

pretty sure ive seen this guy at the 5/10 nl @ aria.

this chick under girls he's fucked scared the absolute shit out of me. You don't often even see these sorts of beasts in the wild.

Fascinating blog.

Almost 100% this dude has murdered or will murder someone in the future.

His writings and fascination with rape culture, guns, women, drugs, plus his intelligence and the fact that he looks like a Columbine shooter reject, almost surely this dude's life doesn't end well.

I think approximately everything discovered so far about his psyche is 100% in line with what the majority of humans can expect from trying to play mid-stakes poker live in Vegas for a living.

I doubt he will keep at it for long, granted. I get the impression that hes probably under-rolled for one.

But honestly I dont consider his prose all that exotic or shocking. Thats just how his bile is metastasizing. Im willing to bet hes fundamentally happier and more stable than Mike Matusow, for example.

this guys got the right attitude. he just likes to fuck. he dont care if shes a 1.5. people are too picky these days

what the fuck are you talking about bronie? you haven't played enough live to make assumptions about the majoritys of vegans playing for a living. you were bitching about playing live as soon as you let on you had moved here. if you met more players that have been making a living instead of looking for tranny aggressive whores you might have a more accurate read. does the guy sound like druff, icon or even drex?
of course his prose is not shocking or exotic to you. "thats just how his bile is metastasizing"---what the fuck does this psycho babble mean? what does a lipid digesting liquid changing state or spreading as a disease causing agent have to do with prose.
time for a relaxing vacation he-bitch.

Wow. Cleatus just killed God.

Cletus not big on metaphors, obv.

the guy better make it at poker...

i doubt he could get hired anywhere now with that website of his

Damn! Didn't think you had it in you, son.

cleatus, youre a wanna be serial killer with a net worth in the dozens and the life expectancy of a fruit fly.

youre also doing the butthurt shuffle because im not interested in responding to PMs about hiking boots when any form of direct, private discourse with you is almost guaranteed to result in testimony at your trial once the cops find the sacks of lye in your trunk.

when i say 'the majority of live players' its exactly what i meant.

i get that youve been holding in that little outburst for a long time, but lets look at facts before we get too deep into the righteousness rabbit hole here:

- "you haven't played enough live to make assumptions about the majoritys of vegans playing for a living."

you're a simpleton cleatus. thats your schtick. how much abject misery and anger do i need to be exposed to before i can say thats the status quo for the majority of players? body odor, sickness, loneliness, rage, thats mid-stakes live poker. drex is a happy guy with a good bankroll, hes largely above it. so is hannah, so is henry, so is micon. but judging from your obsession with spamming death, gore, and lashing out at people because they want nothing to do with you, id say sickness, loneliness and rage are sure as shit the currencies of the realm between your ears, arent they Simple Cleatus?

oh and lol at including druff on that list. pretty sure right around the time he started playing live in earnest his marriage collapsed and he got exiled from the only social structure he knew. but yeah post another pic of an iraqi kid with his head blown off to refute the point, it will all work out.

- "you were bitching about playing live as soon as you let on you had moved here."

the only people who wouldnt bitch about it are people who couldnt do it well.

- "if you met more players that have been making a living instead of looking for tranny aggressive whores you might have a more accurate read."

source? trannie aggressive whores? im an information security officer, simple cleatus. i work about 60 hours a week generally and spend my downtime working on two HBO project treatments and two novels (one mine, one im editing for a girlfriend). and when i want to blow off steam, i know that 100 times out of 100, i can absolutely *wreck* your day by posting a fat black cock here. so please back up your comment about how i chase 'trannie aggressive whores' if we are going to get nasty and personal here.

but honestly tho.. enough about me. lets talk about you ha ha ha.

Okkkk... *rubbing hands together*.... Simple Cleatus... youre a grown man who cant support himself. total strangers had to buy you a scooter. not a car, not a bicycle, a fucking *scooter*. do you even have health insurance? are your parents reading emails from you and saying "wow, thats our boy, grinding out the venetian 1-2 NL game and showing those youngsters at donkdown that the only way to fight the scourge of black dicks is to post pictures of human beings who died horribly and violently"? because i get the feeling no one on earth is proud of a single thing youve done. in fact i get the feeling the only people in your life are the mope losers who see a kindred spirit in you and call up to discuss the days horse racing form, and people like the donkdown crew, who consider you a borderline retarded pet they bring out of storage on occasion for comic relief.

when was the last time you held down a job?

youre the literal portrait of failure, everything about you is the product of relentlessly poor judgement. jewdonk is an emotionally stunted crack addict victim of childhood sexual abuse and he had the sense to walk away from the 'dream' of sitting at one of those felt petri dishes you call the office, but you sit here and claim that im wrong to describe it in unflattering terms?

im sorry that i hurt your feelings by slashing to ribbons the only lifestyle you have left, but honestly simple cleatus this little outburst from you has nothing to do with me calling out the live poker culture as a self destructive addiction whose grandest, most noble use is as a distraction from mortality. it is, however, about me wanting nothing to do with you, not here, not in real life, not via PM, not at a fucking shoe store, no place, not in this life nor the next ten.

youre bad news, sir. youre not creative, youre not interesting, and you sure as shit arent as clever as you think.

ooof........ pretty good.......get it out........I'll try again later, good to see ya excited and back to form.