I missed three quarters of the Super Bowl, thanks. I'm logging out.

you keep spitting out kids that have no chance at life or mental stability from the time of conception, a 100% guaranteed substance abuse problem, anger issues, anxiety disorder, and all self image complexes in the book. Destroy their theoretical confidence, which will never develop to be crushed. make sure there is severe trust issues and a disorder that blocks the ability to have any social skills.

Then ship them to DD, so we can immediately identify all mental issues and social flaws. We'll exploit and relentlessly ridicule them, plus enrage all demon being carried around.

you make sure your son get's his bath, and his non-stop anger fueled reminding of your regret for his birth.

I love you. (make sure that phase is never said to your child)