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What is the best product out there to beat a hair follicle drug test?
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vegas1369
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Aside from not doing drugs of course, what is the best way to beat one of these things?... Anyone out there ever beat one or know someone that has? What did you or that person use?
TIA
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:09 pm
sonatine
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There is no reasonable way to beat a hair follicle drug test.
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:14 pm
hutmaster
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vegas1369 wrote:
Aside from not doing drugs of course, what is the best way to beat one of these things?... Anyone out there ever beat one or know someone that has? What did you or that person use?
TIA
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:18 pm
vegas1369
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sonatine wrote:
There is no reasonable way to beat a hair follicle drug test.
Not the answer I was looking for, although I believe you.
I do know a few people that "claim" they have beaten them, and all 3 went to a salon and got their hair stripped, whateverthefuck that means.
Hut, you would also have to shave your entire body as they will take it from anywhere.
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:22 pm
jewdonk
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:34 pm
hutmaster
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vegas1369 wrote:
sonatine wrote:
There is no reasonable way to beat a hair follicle drug test.
Not the answer I was looking for, although I believe you.
I do know a few people that "claim" they have beaten them, and all 3 went to a salon and got their hair stripped, whateverthefuck that means.
Hut, you would also have to shave your entire body as they will take it from anywhere.
I have a friend whose Dad had some weird ailment where his body became allergic to hair and it all fell out. He had absolutely no hair, not even eyebrows or eye lashes.
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Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:44 pm
thakilla
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hutmaster wrote:
I have a friend whose Dad had some weird ailment where his body became allergic to hair and it all fell out. He had absolutely no hair, not even eyebrows or eye lashes.
Not sure if it is the same ailment causing zero body hair, but this guy doesn't have any either....
Charlie Villanueva
Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:49 pm
rickastley
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Shooz/408, any comments?
Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:10 pm
MaxDreidel
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I am too lazy to google it but other than time and hair cuts I can't really imagine beating the follicle test (short of going into the lab to alter the results) since the deposits are in the hair like a linear version of rings in a tree... if that makes any sense.
It would seem that any attempt at using chemicals would be easy to detect and be seen as the same thing as a failing result.
Now I am curious, but still too lazy to google it.
Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:15 pm
cleatus
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chemotherapy to drop all body hair. in other news I just heard of this cultural exchange between Norway and North Korea.
There is no reasonable way to beat a hair follicle drug test.
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:27 am
Avon Barksdale
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Yeah, sorry Vegas, like Tine, Muck, and Max all said...
Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:09 am
shooz
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rickastley wrote:
Shooz/408, any comments?
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As somebody who works in the medical field and actually have been asked by folks how to beat a drug test in the past reality is hair follicle tests are nearly impossible to beat as far as I know (hence why several places have gone to them). Urine tests are getting harder to beat also as they setting lower thresholds and other metabolites to test for with drug testing. The saliva tests oddly enough are the easiest to beat literally as long as you havent actively used within a reasonable time frame (in most cases less then a day) I mean I knew people who and did use illicit meds even Rx meds they didnt have active prescriptions for and beat them. (my last employer used them and it was a joke) I guess their logic was as long as your not under the influence while at work we dont give a shit what you do.
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:28 pm
jbjeff
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vegas1369 wrote:
sonatine wrote:
There is no reasonable way to beat a hair follicle drug test.
Not the answer I was looking for, although I believe you.
I do know a few people that "claim" they have beaten them, and all 3 went to a salon and got their hair stripped, whateverthefuck that means.
Hut, you would also have to shave your entire body as they will take it from anywhere.
Vegas.. Don't forget to shave your nuts.
Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:41 pm
Fergie72
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thakilla wrote:
hutmaster wrote:
I have a friend whose Dad had some weird ailment where his body became allergic to hair and it all fell out. He had absolutely no hair, not even eyebrows or eye lashes.
Not sure if it is the same ailment causing zero body hair, but this guy doesn't have any either....
Charlie Villanueva
Sign me up! What I wouldnt give to never have to shave again...or trim ANY body hair ever again. I may have to actively try to acquire this disease.
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:00 pm
BB92
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Fergie72 wrote:
thakilla wrote:
hutmaster wrote:
I have a friend whose Dad had some weird ailment where his body became allergic to hair and it all fell out. He had absolutely no hair, not even eyebrows or eye lashes.
Not sure if it is the same ailment causing zero body hair, but this guy doesn't have any either....
Charlie Villanueva
Sign me up! What I wouldnt give to never have to shave again...or trim ANY body hair ever again. I may have to actively try to acquire this disease.
Dude, what are you complaining about? You just have to shave your face and MAYBE your balls if you or your partner is into that.
We shave our armpits, legs (and in between our legs), and pluck our eyebrows.
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Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:31 pm
Fergie72
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BB92 wrote:
Fergie72 wrote:
thakilla wrote:
hutmaster wrote:
I have a friend whose Dad had some weird ailment where his body became allergic to hair and it all fell out. He had absolutely no hair, not even eyebrows or eye lashes.
Not sure if it is the same ailment causing zero body hair, but this guy doesn't have any either....
Charlie Villanueva
Sign me up! What I wouldnt give to never have to shave again...or trim ANY body hair ever again. I may have to actively try to acquire this disease.
Dude, what are you complaining about? You just have to shave your face and MAYBE your balls if you or your partner is into that.
We shave our armpits, legs (and in between our legs), and pluck our eyebrows.
Let me tell you something, sweet cheeks. As a dude who had a mustache in the 6th grade and has had to shave his unibrow since junior high, I can confidently say that my body's grooming requirements are higher than yours.
Now that I am in my late 30's it has gotten much worse. Now I get to trim nose, ear and chest hair (wifey doesnt like when it peeks out the top of my shirt) on the reg in addition to shaving my face and occasional manscaping.
You will get no sympathy from me for having to shave your legs and pluck your eye brows in addition to running a razor over your beave on date nites.
