Ok - so I've been trying my hand at poker... at least the free kind. Anyways, while I'm still 90% confused about it, thought I would ask the general public for little tricks of the trade.



Obviously, free is not the same as paid, but it's the same kind of rules and such (and what better time to try poker when you have had a few shots).

Also, please hold any fat jokes for the time being - either whisper or create a BB is fat thread, I don't care.

your lulzcat pics are more offensive than prolapsed ani

make sure you change this thread to [seriousbiz] or dandruff will ban you and call your mom

You're more offensive than prolapsed anuses. Lol Willie, don't hate on the cats - better than penises everywhere.

Dont know how to do that lol

EDIT: Nvm I got this

Shove aces and kings, fold everything else preflop.

Lew says that's bad -- he was getting pissed at me the other night for playing wrong.

No you were limp/calling Q6o oop, what cat out is saying is exactly what I tried to tell you to do. lol

Yes he is obviously correct about that.

But still with the shove aces and kings method you are most likely playing better than 95% of donkdown members.

What is the difference!!

Just play good hands and fold everything else, you don't even understand what the big blind and small blinds are or what position means. When you have a big hand play it aggressively.

NEVER EVER LIMP OR I MASH YOUR HEAD WITH A WAFFLER

What is the difference!![/quote]

when someone says oop there probley canadian which means you can play looser becaues there money has pictures of ducks on it and isnt worth anything

ROFL wtf is the difference! And why so violent?

for example this has worked well for micon over the years

fuck poker.

they're always bluffing, call everything.