You guys need to bring the prank calls back. Druff is always asking for suggestions so here are couple:

Call an abortion clinic and tell them you are David Sklansky and you have a retarded girl that you want to buy an abortion for.

Call hookers and tell them you are Mason and that you want some ass play. Use the Phil voice. Emphasize that you will be in charge and they must do everything you say.

Call the KKK or a skinhead group, tell them you are Mason and you want to join. Brag about how many jews you have banned from your website.

Not actually a prank call, but if you can get Mason's address you could mail him a giant dildo with an NWP log on it.

Seriously, no one else has any prank call ideas?

How about calling a funny farm. Tell them you are David Sklanksy and you want to take one of the females out on a day as part of community service for getting caught being a pedophile.

no one is reading this but what the hell is a funny farm?

A mental hospital, or a children's psychiatric hospital.

oh. I thought it might be a place wher a lot of comedians went who we thought were no longer funny could get "re-educated". I figured Sinbad would be there.

i have this nigger bitch keep calling me. i dont know who she is... she is asking for some other bitch. i already acted like i was the son of the bitch and talked to her from about 15 minutes. the nigger bitch called me yesterday for the 3rd time. i dont really care what is said to her... just keep her on the line as long as possible and piss the nigga off.

i guess no one else has anymore ideas. i guess they cant beat ours.

i guess no one else has anymore ideas. i guess they cant beat ours.