Me and the girlfriend (now wife) travelled from the UK get married in Vegas a little over 6 months ago. We both have partied hard in the past but calmed down in recent years so decided to have a final blowout during our trip. I spend the first half of the week exploring the place, doing the tourist stuff etc. but being able to score is never too far from my mind.

Anyhow, decided Id approach one of the club promoters (there up and down the strip, this was just past the MGM) about getting hold of a bunch of VIP tickets for a club we liked the look off, he sorted the ticketing out and then I just asked the question and he sorted me out from there on in (he did ask very seriously if I was a cop which made me laugh given my accent).

It was a lot easier than I thought it would be, but maybe I was lucky.

I'm ashamed that I didn't make this suggestion. I would imagine that a very large percentage of VIP hosts will hook you up with most anything, especially if you're a baller.

If you're trying to sneak in pills, which I wanted to do in june and came to the conclusion that pills were dumb and was about to quit them anyway. However I was told one of the easiest ways to go about this was to drop a few pills into a whole army of vitamin bottles, mixed with actual vitamins and a garden variety of benzos. If anyone asks just say you like to stay healthy.

methadone clinics in the morning is definately a good suggestion.

everyone who says get a host is talking the right language, but its tough if u are not rolling with a group. It can be very expensive. went out there with a big group once and the host hooked it up with 2 balls in the limo waiting for us to go to the strip club. at the club got another ball from a stripper who made a call. I have never had good luck otherwise. There is a late night spot that people go to that is an afterhouse. Maybe Dre's? But its harder then expected to score when ur an out of towner. Your safest and best bet is to get a host. They will take care of you.

always wondered about this as well. I have never done any hard drugs before, what would be a good amount of blow for 2 first timers to try? How do i go about getting a host? is that another word for club promoter or can i ask the hotel for a host etc....I'm new to it all so forgive my ignorance

No ignorance, honestly I've never used a VIP host either other than a nightclub host. There are a few types of VIP hosts. Most of the major hotels have VIP hosts for their high rollers, who cater to their every need. There are also VIP hosts in all nightclubs, these are the people that you deal with when booking a table. Then there are VIP hosting companies, which basically get you a limo and entry to nightclubs with VIP service. Here's a link to one...

http://www.vipnvegas.net/?gclid=CJXZxM2 ... awodjWwLvA

I'm guessing the companies are your best bet in scoring something, unless you are a high roller, then the hotel host would most likely be a better bet.

Not really sure how much blow you should get for your first time, I've always hated it.

All I'll need to know when I am there for the WSOP in June is: "Where the weed at?"

I have solid methods of getting shit onto the plane but the hassle/potential risk (although I'm 10-10 so far) as well as the convenience is always appreciated.

No. Easiest/safest way- go buy a bottle of something cheap in capsules. Like potassium or something. Empty the caps out and take whatever pills you like, crush them up and put into the mix with the rest of the pills. Potassium works well because the bottles are so big, NOBODY is going to fucking bother rummaging around through them. When you get to destination put them all out on a table and sift through.

everyone who saysget a host is talking the right language, but its tough if u are not rolling with a group. It can be very expensive. went out there with a big group once and the host hooked it up with 2 balls in the limo waiting for us to go to the strip club. at the club got another ball from a stripper who made a call. I have never had good luck otherwise. There is a late night spot that people go to that is an afterhouse. Maybe Dre's? But its harder then expected to score when ur an out of towner. Your safest and best bet is to get a host.

This also works well for smuggling any powders: coke, heroin, mdma etc.