While playing the Stars 100-200 game recently, I had a few run-ins with a little twerp named "iamhiv". Despite the fact that I never said a word to him, the immature twit repeatedly attempted to insult me. When that wasn't getting a reaction, he moved on to repeatedly insulting Miri.

I knew nothing about him, other than his gay-overtoned handle and the fact that his behavior was indicative of someone extremely young and starving for attention.

I ran into him again tonight, and he was being extra obnoxious. Finally, a few players showed up who knew him from 2+2. One of them posted a few links to pictures of the guy, and after wiping away the tears from laughter, I felt they were worthy of being posted here.

In case you're wondering which of the queer young lads is him, just look for the one who looks like Karl Malden's long lost grandson.


"It's okay, Mom won't be back from the store for another 20 minutes!"


"You think we should sleep on the bed or the beanbag tonight?"


"Best home game player ever, obv."

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I understand why this guy was making fun of Miri, because clearly he must have his pick of supermodels.

does he play well?

Sounds like you let him get under your skin a bit... still, looks like a douche.

at the rate he has dropped cash 2nite, I would say his days are numbered. Druff has been pounding him, verbally and financially.

wow


just wow

I was the 2+2er that gave Dan the photos.

To answer the question of how well he plays, check out this hand he played against me:

POKERSTARS GAME #6638367117: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($100/$200) - 2006/10/15 - 00:49:10 (ET)
Table 'Leona' 10-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: iamhiv ($2326 in chips)
Seat 7: Dan Druff ($9372 in chips)
Seat 8: Scary_Tiger ($3990 in chips)
Seat 10: AlexSem ($5572 in chips)
Dan Druff: posts small blind $50
Scary_Tiger: posts big blind $100
kurosh: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scary_Tiger [Jh Jc]
AlexSem: folds
iamhiv: raises $100 to $200
Dan Druff: folds
Scary_Tiger: raises $100 to $300
iamhiv: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [7h Jd 7s]
Scary_Tiger: bets $100
iamhiv: raises $100 to $200
Scary_Tiger: raises $100 to $300
iamhiv: raises $100 to $400
Betting is capped
Scary_Tiger: calls $100
*** TURN *** [7h Jd 7s] [Ts]
Scary_Tiger: bets $200
iamhiv: raises $200 to $400
Scary_Tiger: raises $200 to $600
iamhiv: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [7h Jd 7s Ts] [3h]
Scary_Tiger: bets $200
iamhiv: calls $200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Scary_Tiger: shows [Jh Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens)
iamhiv: mucks hand
Scary_Tiger collected $3048 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3050 | Rake $2
Board [7h Jd 7s Ts 3h]
Seat 6: iamhiv (button) mucked [Js 9s]
Seat 7: Dan Druff (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Scary_Tiger (big blind) showed [Jh Jc] and won ($3048) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens
Seat 10: AlexSem folded before Flop (didn't bet)

what a cock ass.

who the fuck is Karl Malden

Here, I just did...

I have played with him before Druff. He is rather annoying and talks a lot of shit, but I find him to be a good limit player.

Please Todd, enlighten us with some photos of you at your young age at the cool 80s internet sitcom forums you posted at, or were you even older than this kid than? So, I guess let's see what a stud you were when you were younger. I can tell by your style on tv that you were clearly the jock/stereotype cool kid in highschool....... :roll:


You are really making fun of someones looks who you play poker against on the internet? Wow, fucking sick hypocrite. You are right about one thing sir, you are truely fucking amazing......

The only thing that really strikes me about the pics is how young the two guys in the middle one look. JFC, I don't have the pics in front of me now but I could have believed those guys were 14 if someone insisted on it.

Weiss, were you "the fat kid" in high school, or did that come later?

I understand how people gain weight at a later age, but given that you're only 24, it's hard to imagine you at a healthy weight at age 18.

Regardless, I wasn't picking on this guy's looks or gay slumber parties just to be mean or cruel. This retard repeatedly makes nasty comments about my girlfriend, and I found it hilarious given who these statements are coming from. If the same were happening to you, I'm sure you'd also make a post like mine.

Honestly, Weiss, it seems like you just try to find any opportunity possible to say something negative about me. Where is all of this hate coming from? Are you angry that I didn't keep quiet when you were looking for adulation for paying back half the people that you originally intended to cheat?

I HAVE READ A LOT OF HIS SHIT ON 2+2 AND ITS AS GAY AS HIS PHOTOS......ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT CAUSE HE REALLY DOES HAVE HIV

can't we all just get along

Druff has every right to ridicule this little piece of crap back. BTW, nice find druff. Sharing anything about yourself on the internet is usualyl -EV, because there are always some losers out there who will repeatedly make fun of something, but never give a picture or talk much about themselves. This happens without failure.

does he honestly have aids?

LOL, cue Razor

this kid is another great example of why i'm kind of glad online poker might be mostly done for young americans.

it was just too easy for complete d-bags like this to make more money in a week than they should be making in a lifetime (see: EM2).