Hey Donkdown,

Dutch Boyd here. I'm a professional poker player living here in Las Vegas, NV. You may know me from such television shows as ESPN's 2003 World Series of Poker Main Event coverage 8 years ago where I got several minutes in episode 4.... or maybe from such websites as PokerSpot.com, RakeFree.com and STDKit.com.

Wanted to post here on my favorite forum first to announce the launch of my new poker clinic where I'm selling 1-on-1 Skype video lessons.

Right now as part of the beta launch, I've decided to offer 20 of these personalized poker lessons for only $20 (each). Each session will last a half hour.

So for way less than the hourly rate of your average Vegas stripper, or your average Vegas eighth, you can get a personal lesson from me, a two-time WSOP bracelet winner, that may improve your game. Scratch that. WILL improve your game. Slightly.

So check it out : http://www.PokerClinic.com. And fuck Mason Malmuth.

Your Friend,
Dutch Boyd

Fuck you Dutch you lowlife fuck.