I have a very old and damaged photo i need cleaned up. Not sure if it can actually be fixed but if any of you photoshoppers can repair this i will pay you $25 on stars

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EDIT:
Can you please delete your post in my thread. thanks

np, can't actually delete a post though, just edit.

It's my great uncle. Not really any story. Just recently came across it and trying to get ir restored.

i'll see what i can do but honestly, its a beautiful picture as is.

hi, it appears this picture holds some sentimental value to you so i have fixed it up free of charge. your welcome

now its not only beautiful, but it makes a strong political statement.

ship the 25$. </thread>

You fucking bastard. Take that down right now or i swear to god i will track you down and fucking make you die a slow and painful death. Disgraceful

no

art doesnt answer to you. you answer to art.

This thread delivers.

Fuck you too idiot.
I will seriously get this whole site shut down, then all you nerds might commit suicide

this has to be a fraud surely?!

when will anyone learn these types of threats will only make things worst... I mean seriously? SERIOUSLY? Have you ever been on this site before? Posting pics of ANYTHING doesn't go well... unless your idea of pretty is a big black cock, and/or similar items. You are truly an idiot. Threatening to shut the site down, L O MOTHERFUCKING L

Best I could do with such a poor source image...


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hof

i think the effort shows through.

From the patch, it looks like your great uncle was a member of the The 6th Armored Division in WW2. Kinda cool, here's some info I found

"The 6th Armored Division was created February 15, 1942 at Fort Knox, Kentucky and was made up almost entirely of citizen draftee soldiers. Its training stations were Camp Chaffee, Ark., Louisiana Maneuvers, the Mojave Desert, and Camp Cooke, CA. It arrived in England in February 1944 and landed at Utah Beach on July 18, 1944. During the next 9 1/2 months, the 6th Armored fought in five major European campaigns of World War II:

Normandy

Northern France

Ardennes-Alsace

Rhineland

Central Europe
The majority of this time was spent in General George S. Patton's famous Third Army. The 6th Armored was deactivated September 18, 1945 at Camp Shanks, New York.
In 1947 the Sixth Armored Division Association was organized to perpetuate the memory of 1,274 fallen comrades, to assist in promoting an everlasting peace, and to serve as a medium of contact among the men who served in the division. Its first reunion was held in 1948 in Louisville, KY. On September 12-17, 2000 its 53rd and final reunion occured in Louisville.


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You know the 6th Armored Division
You may not recognize the name "Super Sixth", but if you know anything about World War II in Europe, you know about the 6th Armored Division.
If you've ever heard about Patton's Third Army, or watched the movie "Patton", or if you've ever heard about the period known as "The Battle of the Bulge", "The Ardennes Campaign", or sometimes just "Bastogne", you know about the Super Sixth. If you've ever heard about "The Breakout" from Normandy hedgerow country a month and a half after D-Day, or Patton's race across France, or the Third Army's 90-degree turn to the north to the Battle of the Bulge, or the crossing of the Siegfried line, or the liberation of Buchenwald, then you probably know more about the 6th Armored Division than you realize.

Praise by a former enemy is a high honor, and after World War II German Major General F. W. von Mellenthin wrote in Panzer Battles (Copyright 1956, University of Oklahoma Press):

"I think that Patton would have done better if the 4th and 6th Armored Divisions had been grouped together in a single corps, reinforced possibly by the French 2nd Armored Division. These were all very experienced formations and ably commanded...combined as a tank army under one commander, these three armored divisions might well have achieved a decisive breakthrough."

He also praised the 6th's performance at Han-sur-Nied, calling it "a dashing coup-de-main". "

has to be a dupe, nobody would come here and post a pic of there chocolate faced uncle and not expect shenanigans.

You definitely came to the right place for help.

edit -- haven't laughed this hard at a thread in weeks. This can't be real.