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Sickness
DD Whale
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I'm pretty good at photoshop. Now I guess I should just photoshop a bunch of cocks in his mouth.
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gordman
DD Whale
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neverstop
DD Piranha
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Yeah that is pretty much what I would do
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DaddyFatStack
DD Whale
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if this thread doesn't make the HOF, I don't know what possibly could
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jimmycrackcorn
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Sickness
DD Whale
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I'm having trouble finding pictures of cock. Perhaps I don't know where to look.
I think it should be a white guy though. Going to make him suck whitey's dick like he obv did in the Army. Semen dripping from lips.
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neverstop
DD Piranha
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really? is this your fisrt day on the internet or something?
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Sickness
DD Whale
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Have to get the right angle. Usually watch vids and not still images. Dunno where any free COCKHOSTING sites are.
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fckvwls
DD Platinum Donk
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On NWP? 
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cth
DD Old School
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UMMMMM, Google Images, Safe Search OFF
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1/20/09
Howard Beale: [arms outstretched to the heavens] Edward George Ruddy died today! Edward George Ruddy was the Chairman of the Board of the Union Broadcasting Systems, and he died at eleven o'clock this morning of a heart condition, and woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble!
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Sickness
DD Whale
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Ty CTH.
Anyway, let this be a lesson. Always watermark a cock over the face before you release any commissioned artwork.
Also, Did you ban this fool Vwls?
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neverstop
DD Piranha
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He has the scammer avatar but I Think he should get a perma ban for this seeing as he has 20 posts and is already scamming. then again you have the scammer avatar, youre both probably greasy pieces of poop.
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| Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:22 am |
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fckvwls
DD Platinum Donk
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Ok I did scammarize him, but lol - what the fuck difference in life that makes, is well - as you know, negligible. The thing is, if you wanted to get paid, you should have cut the pic in half lengthwise and PM'd it to him - if he was happy with what he saw, and paid up, you could have shipped the whole. He's a stranger obv - you know the game - be smart. edit - I unscammatar'd the guy. He didn't really scam anyone, since the picture he got wasn't even close to being done - still stained up pretty bad.
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sonatine
DD InfoSec Oyabun
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 proposal: lets make this the official 
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Wiz' Fruity Pebbles Poetry Contest Runner-Up, probably.
<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
<BB92> lol i have tits
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cth
DD Old School
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I'd support the change. Fake David Robinson has had his day.
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Howard Beale: [arms outstretched to the heavens] Edward George Ruddy died today! Edward George Ruddy was the Chairman of the Board of the Union Broadcasting Systems, and he died at eleven o'clock this morning of a heart condition, and woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble!
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Epistate
DD Pro
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so he scammed a scammer and the scammer is caller for the avatar and ban while he himself only sports the avatar? considering the hilarity, actual cost, and irony, I don't even think he should be scammatared. Sickness never got the stain out of the corner, obv unacceptable work
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-give me money for posting imo
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GAMBLE-BOT
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thirded By the way, this is easily the best non-jewdonk thread in history. Please HOF. NWP has been on fire lately.
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4dragons
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LOL @ you if you think that pic is 'done'. Enjoy cleaning up the rest of it yourself, idiot.
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NEWS:PHOTOSHOP AMAZING DEBLUR TOOL ANNOUNCED, KIND OF...
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jewdonk
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  God I'm glad I clicked on this thread HOF
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GAMBLE-BOT
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 | | | | FckVwlsâ„¢ wrote: Listen - you need to handle shit like this via PM. This is NWP, land of ownage and black cocks. If you truly want genuine work done, read the boards for a while, see who has skills, and contact them privately. There are a few people here with photoshop skills - but I suspect not of the caliber you are in need of. I feel terribly for you if this is truly someone you love, but also - for God's sake, look where you are. If you had contacted me privately with this picture, I would have honestly told you there are more than 5 hours of work required to do the job correctly. Photo restoration is serious business. Copying and pasting of individual pixels has to be done, and at times, area must be created from scratch when there is nothing that will copy correctly. Professional services for things like this do exist - before you make an offer, check to see what their rates are. Rule of thumb, as many of us have learned, is always keep your family photos off these boards. The primary objective of our posters is to be outrageous and filthy. | | | | |
toots7777 owns a company that restores old photos, not their main income stream, but they have the technology to do it. It takes minutes. PM her about it. they used to concentrate on retail and do that sort of thing for walk up customers at their locations, now all they do is scan large companies paper files to put on disc.
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