Pre-fight:
NWP(Micon, Druff, and Brandon), begin by mocking Jewdonk's claim that he can't phone in because he has lost his cell. Druff claims that an automated message proves that Jewdonk has more likely not payed his phone bill.
Round 1: The former champ has commandeered a temporary phone, and it's on! Jewdonk comes out with a surely attack on Druff for insinuating that he didn't pay his phone bill. Jewdonk has picked a bad plan of attack. Druff goes into the minutiae of voice mail messages. Jewdonk is sputtering-- this is Druff's turf. After many minutes, Jewdonk concedes that his phone-plan has run out. He still claims that he lost his phone. Druff scores huge Jewdy tilt to close the round.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-8 NWP
Round 2:
Micon enters the fray: "Dude why you got to be hating on me on the internets"? Jewdonk professes his love for Micon the person, but not Micon the poker player: "Your numbers suck, The Maven sucks". The two argue over Micon's poker profits until Druff makes a comment that sets Jewdy into another tilt: "Neverwinpoker needs less Druff!". Micon walks Jewdonk through his ballin' out days, but Jewdonk still refuses to believe that he is a winning player. Jewdonk asks to change the subject.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-9 NWP
Round 3:
Druff begins by stating that Jewdonk has recently been obsessed with discrediting Micon's poker success. This sends Jewdonk into his 3rd Druff tilt: "take a walk you fag". Micon again attempts to explain his "numbers", but Jewdonk cannot be convinced. A mocking tone begins to permeate the radio studio and there is a growing feeling that in the poker sense, Micon is an MLB hitter coming out of a slump, and Jewdonk is a fan trying to offer advice because he hit a home run in little league. It is becoming clear that this isn't Jewdonk's night. Micon ends with: "you don't have a clue what happens--ever--with anything".
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-8 NWP
Round 4:
Druff says that if Jewdonk doesn't see you win, then your losing. Jewdonk demands that Druff get off the air. Jewdonk wants to talk about the email betrayal. Jewdonk doesn't want his 3$ re-buy score downplayed. Mocking laughter from the studio. Jewdonk sounds hurt that his poker advice isn't more respected. Micon explains the advantages of the Maven system. Jewdonk bashes the Maven's "numbers". Druff mentions that Jewdonk has been bashing Micon/Maven on other sites. Jewdonk asks if there is a mute button for Druff, and goes on another tilt rant.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-8 NWP
Round 5:
Jewdonk says he is offended that Micon has said he isn't trustworthy. Micon is explaining the email saga when Druff adds something and Jewdonk threatens to hang up if Druff doesn't take a timeout. Druff steps aside. Micon painfully explains that telling 3 people about something isn't the same as telling nobody. A call is made, and it's bitchesbecrazy. Jewdonk goes into a tilt before bbcj can say anything. Jewdonk has already been beaten too badly to fight the new threat. The studio is loving it. bbcj leaves having accomplished his role.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-7 NWP
Round 6: Brandon asks if Jewdonk is done with NWP. Jewdonk is very defensive and hurt that his contributions haven't been taken into account. Micon asks for a simple apology. Jewdonk changes the subject. Micon makes the analogy that saying he is bad at poker is the same as if Micon called Jewdonk a pedophile.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-9 Jewdonk, based solely on the horrible analogy.
Round 7:
Jewdonk brags that he's never read a poker book, or asked anybody about strategy. The studio snickers. Jewdonk demands to know Micon's reasoning on a particular hand. Boring talk about the hand. Jewdonk says his recent obsession with Micon/Maven is only constructive criticism. Brandon asks Jewdonk what's next for him. Jewdonk claims he has a windfall of money coming, specifically low to mid-5-figures. Micon/Druff subltly mock this: "that's going to put you into another tax bracket". Brandon asks again whats next. Jewdonk says he doesn't have to answer to anyone. Jewdonk claims he doesn't care if they ban him for life. Micon claims he loves Jewdonk and the studio asks when they can expect Jewdonk's phone to be re-connected. End call.
Sherdog.com scores the round 10-9 NWP
The three judges score the fight 69-60 (twice) and 66-64 (Cecil Peoples) all for NWP.
The crowd disperses, and the show begins the inevitable slide to hell.
Very faintly, a lone voice whispers: "
TYDE IS GOD".
