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OFFICIAL: MICON VS. DIRTYB BOXING MATCH - 4/16/2010
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cmoney
DD Legend
Degen Index: 26
Joined: 04 Dec 2009 Posts: 2138
ihavevagina wrote:
5'11" 135 pounds by the way. as long as i'm not up against someone above 180 i should be fine to last at least a round.
I am 6-1, 6-2, around 180/185
shot between rounds
undercard?
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:45 am
bitchezbcrazyjuno
DD Whale
Degen Index: -2
Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 2445
Please don't shit the bed on making video of this.
Although it will be at a snails pace at the middle of the second round.
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:55 am
shooz
DD Mayor
Degen Index: 27
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 14178
cmoney wrote:
ihavevagina wrote:
5'11" 135 pounds by the way. as long as i'm not up against someone above 180 i should be fine to last at least a round.
I am 6-1, 6-2, around 180/185
shot between rounds
undercard?
I'm exact same as Cmoney, someone hella sponsor me to come knock him out
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:07 am
Anonamoose
DD Moose
Degen Index: -50
Joined: 04 Dec 2009 Posts: 2256
cmoney wrote:
ihavevagina wrote:
5'11" 135 pounds by the way. as long as i'm not up against someone above 180 i should be fine to last at least a round.
I am 6-1, 6-2, around 180/185
shot between rounds
undercard?
hmmm, would be interesting getting my ass handed to me in front of a bunch of degens, but i'd still need a way to get out there from pittsburgh.
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:45 am
Anonamoose
DD Moose
Degen Index: -50
Joined: 04 Dec 2009 Posts: 2256
To be honest I haven't weighed myself in a while. I may be up to 140-145 now, due to random lifting at work.
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Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:52 am
FlopTurnPawnShop
DD Fish
Degen Index: 5
Joined: 02 Apr 2010 Posts: 12
How about a weigh in the day before the fight? Film it, then upload to YouTube.
Ring girls would be nice too. You could get a couple of unemployed strippers on the cheap.
Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:49 pm
cleatus
DD Whale
Degen Index: -2
Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1756
First off I will be anywhere this fight happens on the scooter 4 sure. Spring Mtn & Jones, Rainbow & 215 it don't matter. Was hoping this would happen at one of the shady looking gyms east of the RR tracks between the Stratosphere and Charleston. Can and will do anyting but ref. Gotta go to library to understand boxing and judging better, L. spennywins I'll pm ya, your posts seem reasonable, was hoping for LA douchebag Ed Hardy and DC type punk. 60 pushups and hockey background sounds like you know how to bring it. As for losing the steps, that shit don't happen till you hit 35 or live like gobboboy. We'll all have a good time regardless.
Ring girls would be nice too. You could get a couple of unemployed strippers on the cheap.
No, Craiglist hookers FTW.
Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:07 pm
spennywins
DD Whale
Degen Index: 0
Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 1040
cleatus wrote:
First off I will be anywhere this fight happens on the scooter 4 sure. Spring Mtn & Jones, Rainbow & 215 it don't matter. Was hoping this would happen at one of the shady looking gyms east of the RR tracks between the Stratosphere and Charleston. Can and will do anyting but ref. Gotta go to library to understand boxing and judging better, L. spennywins I'll pm ya, your posts seem reasonable, was hoping for LA douchebag Ed Hardy and DC type punk. 60 pushups and hockey background sounds like you know how to bring it. As for losing the steps, that shit don't happen till you hit 35 or live like gobboboy. We'll all have a good time regardless.
First time I've used that micon lol pic. I guess we'll have to watch and enjoy from ringside but that's all good.
I WILL BE AROUND THAT WEEKEND. CAN I FIGHT SOMEONE ON THE UNDER CARD?
DRUFF, A FRIENDLY BOXING MATCH?
i'll fight you cmoney
Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:57 pm
DirtyB
DD Mushroom Stamping Mod
Degen Index: 37
Joined: 23 Feb 2005 Posts: 13623
cleatus wrote:
First off I will be anywhere this fight happens on the scooter 4 sure. Spring Mtn & Jones, Rainbow & 215 it don't matter. Was hoping this would happen at one of the shady looking gyms east of the RR tracks between the Stratosphere and Charleston. Can and will do anyting but ref. Gotta go to library to understand boxing and judging better, L. spennywins I'll pm ya, your posts seem reasonable, was hoping for LA douchebag Ed Hardy and DC type punk. 60 pushups and hockey background sounds like you know how to bring it. As for losing the steps, that shit don't happen till you hit 35 or live like gobboboy. We'll all have a good time regardless.
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Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:56 pm
grenadaroger
DD Whale
Degen Index: 18
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 2229
thank you for the tale of the tape....
here is my breakdown based on that information
DirtyB looks to have more strength but neither fighter appears to have knockout power and i doubt if either fighter will be hurt by blows that land with the 16oz gloves: thus true DD fight fans will have to root for a bloody nose, cut lip or a blackened eye...
i look for the fight to go the distance with the fighter having the better endurance dominating the later rounds to win going away when the other fighter is too tired to defend himself...but figuring out who is better conditioned is not easy...because while DirtyB is carrying some extra padding Micon has a history of smoking tobacco and other vegetation
btw, will there be a hot chick to hold up the round number card between rounds? (maybe Drexel can get a showgirl or cocktail waitress to do the honors)
Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:20 pm
408mike
DD Welching Scammer
Degen Index: -161
Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 12546
spennywins wrote:
I would fight in the undercard if you can find someone closer to my size. I'd fight Hollywood Dave. I know Cmoney and 408mike would fight but they both have about 30-50 pounds on me. I'd fight either of them if they can only use one hand but that's too cheap. and there is a small chance 408 might ditch the rules and tilt punch me with a right hook or something and I don't know if my chin/face/body can take that.
I'm about 5'7 and 155-160.
I would be willing to be a judge as well.
Us fighting would be a pretty bad mismatch. I have you by hmm 70lbs right now and I would be willing to bet good money I am in much better shape. I would fight weiss, china those types. Wherever that wesrwood faggot went to. Hell even bluff for rent.
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Crowe Diddly wrote:
Mike claims to be very intelligent, yet time and again, he makes quite long, rambling posts that defy you to believe his intelligence. Much like God himself, I guess, Mike's intelligence must be taken on faith, rather than actual proof
Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:42 pm
408mike
DD Welching Scammer
Degen Index: -161
Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 12546
micon wrote:
pretty close to a "Tale of the Tape"
reach - pretty close
Micon - 159 DirtyB - 185
Awkward...Anyway, I am heavily favoring barry here. Micon looks nervous as hell and likely has the punching power of- a housecat? Greycat maybe. Anyway barry is substantially fatter but you know the saying- in a fight with equal skill the bigger guy wins. Neither of them can fight for shit, barry wins this. Both look horrible with their shirts off I mean at the risk of sounding gay would it kill either of you to go to the gym once in a while? Even just 4 workouts a month I mean fuck me at my worst I never looked that bad. Maybe when I was 14 and could barely bench 40lbs but still...
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Crowe Diddly wrote:
Mike claims to be very intelligent, yet time and again, he makes quite long, rambling posts that defy you to believe his intelligence. Much like God himself, I guess, Mike's intelligence must be taken on faith, rather than actual proof
Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:47 pm
fuhoser
DD Old School
Degen Index: -40
Joined: 18 Dec 2004 Posts: 9840
408mike wrote:
Both look horrible with their shirts off I mean at the risk of sounding gay would it kill either of you to go to the gym once in a while? Even just 4 workouts a month I mean fuck me at my worst I never looked that bad. Maybe when I was 14 and could barely bench 40lbs but still...
Well said Mike. I doubt you _ever_ looked that bad.
I'm betting on one or both falling down from sheer exhaustion, possible heart attack and ambulance being called. Anyone willing to take this bet ?
Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:17 am
WillieMcFML
DD Golden Donk
Degen Index: 73
Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 5578 Location: Scranton, PA
Wow. I'd make Barry at least -200 here, just based on the skinniness of Bryan. Knew he was a skinny Jew, had no idea he was that skinny. Notice I am forsaking the super obvious joke.
For your next jewfight - reach is measured from the armpit, IIRC
