i'll fight cmoney if someone is willing to pay for my flight and stay.

5'11" 135 pounds by the way. as long as i'm not up against someone above 180 i should be fine to last at least a round.

I'm a lover not a fighter. However, if anyone's interested I'll fly out for a one minute round of sweet love making.

One round max guarantee (followed by a sandwich and a ten hour nap).

Liking the poster even more now that the fine print can be read.
5'5" 155 lbs 51 yo. Walk around all day in heavy steel toe boots and used to run for the bus all the time so legs and cardio are ok. Latest brain CT scan and stress EKG were ok. Shoulders are pretty shot from kayaking and manual work. Can go off the meds and be very ornery. What close to equal sized grey hair or flabby punk wants to go a round.

Cleatus is my hero

Cleatus, I think we need to battle. I've had shoulder reconstructive surgery. I smoke prob 6 cigarettes a day, and my strength prob isn't great. Height and weight wise, I'm very close to you. I haven't weighed myself in a while though I think I've lost a bit of weight lately. I do walk a lot everyday and for what its worth, I used to be able to do 60 pushups but that was several years back, prob 4-5. I have no idea what I am capable of physically. I'm 23 now and I used to be real quick but I've lost 3 steps since my peak years when I used to play hockey. I still have decent muscle tone but you have secret old man strength and savvy.

I am feeling this idea, I think its great that two not particularly athletic/fit lifelong buddies are gonna go slug it out while knowing there is a bucket full of jew gold that goes to the winner...

The undercard would be awesome, though its been established already that I can't make that date. Perhaps if there is a rematch down the road. The spirit of the whole thing is great, no one gets truly hurt and its a relatively controlled exciting environment.

As soon as the relevant details are posted, I would like to get involved in some goofy props and general action...

Also, Drexel vs Jewdonk offer is on the table per last nights radio show, I think this has 10x better chance than vs Druff (sadly) but would still be absolutely epic.

The DD ownership team needs to try really hard to get Jewdonk on the undercard. The entertainment value is massive if he gets slapped around a little bit...



GL to Micon and Dirty B

Bonus props to Dirty B making this actually happen.

You remind me of this guy but with no redeeming qualities...



The mods should change your sig to "King of Self-Ownage"

Listen Josh Reagan, calm down bro and good luck with the golf club scam you fucking prick.

There will be NO MORE clogging this fine thread with your babble, do it elsewhere.

For the record, I have offered you multiple times to challenge your fictitious fascination with my identity from a money = mouth frame. You insta mucked but still occasionally bust out that gay lie you created when you're desperate...

The offer to bet infinitely stands cocklips.

damn coming to town 11-14th juuuuust going to miss this

hbo has 24/7, ufc has primetime, donkdown needs a hit reality show to hype this fight.

:makeitsnow

april fools?

Spennywins and cleatus, you both need to show up regardless of if you fight. I don't know if it's cool with the gym if a 51 year old fights a 23 year old. I'll check on it. Cleatus, would you like a ride? Where are you coming from? And don't stop taking your meds.

Everyone should read this original thread-

un-official-bryan-the-icon-micon-vs-dirtyb-t74067.html

I'm 5'11". I thought I was like 185 but I recently weighed myself at 190. I'll get an accurate weight this week.

I happen to have a tape measure next to me but I don't know the correct way to measure reach. I'm 78" fingertip to fingertip and 27" from my shoulder out to my knuckles in front of me.

Micon's cardio is quite good somehow. It wins him racquetball games against me.



"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"

In an earlier post, I gave the location of the wrong gym. I called that one but was turned down. The one that said yes is-

INTERNATIONAL MMA & BOXING
5818 W. SPRING MOUNTAIN SUITE 201
LAS VEGAS, NV. 89146

It's NE of Spring Mountain and Jones, just west of Pho Saigon 8, where I will eat after the fight. It's pretty much the best $8 meal in the city. I took Weissman there last year and pho is now like his favorite food.

Whats up with the LOST references

I will be attending and volunteer my services as a ref, judge, trainer, manager, ringboy, camera man, waterboy, ring announcer, commentator, or anything other fight related job you can think of.

cool, i believe your name was thrown into the hat before you could volunteer. Glad you will make it.

The Schoenfeld will likely meet with me soon and we will establish Corner men, 3 Judges, a Ref, and I guess an announcer and 2 ppl to film that shit. We need to get good video from this in case I or DirtyB gets knocked the fuck out for the internet to laugh... or killed for the internet to cry... either way it should be recorded... maybe get all our friends to bring their flip-cameras and get 5 different vids.. those things should be HQ enough.

I'm 6 foot-ish, ~ 145 lbs but will weigh myself on the Wii (only scale in house) soon and get u guys an accurate weight. Barry is def. much heavier than me but I feel I have the edge in cardio. I don't smoke anymore and haven't since after WSOP '09. (in interest of full disclosure I have had around 10 total cigarettes since WSOP '09, most while very drunk) Barry and I play racquetball every week or two and I take the stairs every time I go to play poker. I don't do anything else regularly, but I am generally fit and have always been athletic / coordinated.

that is all for now / post more of what you guys want to know and Barry and I will answer it.

Fingers crossed for a new :boomheadshot gif

You guys should make some youtube training videos or whatever. Doesn't have to be serious but will be good at building up the fight. I don't know much about dirty B so anything to build up his personality would be good.