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TeamRazor

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I had not set eyes on a dickgirl untill I came here to NWP. So thanks guys for once again helping me learn.

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The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:16 am

GAMBLE-BOT

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ASsian dick girls are the girliest. I like this ones hat. Penis looks pretty big for an Asian. Cruel trick by God, give fags huge cocks that dont help being big.

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	micon wrote: I have had talks with the dick, and I'm like, yo, all the other Jews are running around trying to stab slanted clam, what gives? Even when faced with the world of porno available when no one is looking, when you can type whatever you want and it will appear on the screen, all I want is white chicks. hot, slutty white chicks.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:33 am

low_limit_lurker

DD Whale

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I can flood this thread. Just say the word...
I'm a dick girl expert, obv.

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:14 am

hangloosenoose

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	Low_Limit_Lurker wrote: I can flood this thread. Just say the word... I'm a dick girl expert, obv.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:20 am

sonatine

DD InfoSec Oyabun

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	Low_Limit_Lurker wrote: I can flood this thread. Just say the word... I'm a dick girl expert, obv.

i will join in the glory shortly.

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Wiz' Fruity Pebbles Poetry Contest Runner-Up, probably.
<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
<BB92> lol i have tits
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Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:40 am

low_limit_lurker

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At work now. Will unleash this PM.

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:47 am

low_limit_lurker

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As promised. Will start with just the Asian dick girls...

Tina
[attachment=1664:Tina.jpg]

Rane
[attachment=1665:Rane.jpg]

Lyla
[attachment=1666:Lyla.jpg]

Jo Jo[attachment=1667:Jo_Jo.jpg]

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:58 pm

low_limit_lurker

DD Whale

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Few more.

Mod (now post-op)
[attachment=1668:Mod.jpg]

Wawa (now post-op)
[attachment=1669:Wawa.jpg]

Maui
[attachment=1670:Maui.jpg]

Coming next my personal top 5.

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:09 pm

tapper

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asian dickgirls are the worst, shit is fucked up when they really look like hot chicks

Ratravee Jirapraphakul ©, 22, smiles after winning the Miss Tiffany's Universe transvestite contest in the Thai resort city of Pattaya, about 150 km (93 miles) southeast of Bangkok May 20, 2006

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[quote="dougmanct"]While a very strong O8 player, I woud have to say by no means is Matusow the best O8 player in the world. Not even in the top 10. I consider my O8 game far deeper/stronger than Matusow's. But to be fair, 99 percent of the poker I play is O8.[/quote]

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:09 pm

TeamRazor

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L L L

I assume you had seen mint and her 9 inch tool before?

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:12 pm

low_limit_lurker

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	TeamRazor wrote: L L L I assume you had seen mint and her 9 inch tool before?

Yeah. Kinda of thin for my tastes. She can suck her own dick though so that counts for something.

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:22 pm

fckvwls

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	Low_Limit_Lurker wrote: I can flood this thread. Just say the word... I'm a dick girl expert, obv.

So... what entices you the most about these girls? Is it the gut wrenchingly honest sexuality? Or the throbbing cock?

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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:22 pm

TeamRazor

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LLL have you fucked a shemale before? Or been fucked by one?

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:25 pm

low_limit_lurker

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Here are my top five favorites:

5 - Celeste:
[attachment=1671:Celeste.jpg]

4 - Saigon:
[attachment=1672:Saigon.jpg]\

3 - Tayla:
[attachment=1673:Tayla.jpg]

2 - Aubrey (Fucked her the other night. Paid obv. Let me know if you want the filthy details)
[attachment=1674:Aubrey.jpg]

1 - Foxxy: Top/Top
[attachment=1675:Foxxy.jpg]

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:25 pm

tapper

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	Indiana Slim wrote:

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:25 pm

low_limit_lurker

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FckVwlsâ„¢ wrote:


	FckVwlsâ„¢ wrote: I can flood this thread. Just say the word... I'm a dick girl expert, obv.

So... what entices you the most about these girls? Is it the gut wrenchingly honest sexuality? Or the throbbing cock?

(Shrugs)

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:26 pm

low_limit_lurker

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	TeamRazor wrote: LLL have you fucked a shemale before? Or been fucked by one?

Fucked, yes. No plans on getting fucked. Was with Aubrey (see above) Saturday night. Guess you guys want a trip trip report?

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	BusterCostaRica wrote: If living life by his own terms means waiting out elderly relatives demise, getting down on his knees and begging Druff and Micon to shoot a little jewgold into his mouth, and moving his shitty possesions by bus, then carry on. That's a tight life.

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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:28 pm

fckvwls

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Tapper wrote:


	Tapper wrote:

Something went very very wrong with this boob job

:cry

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Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:34 pm

TeamRazor

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Low_Limit_Lurker wrote:


	Low_Limit_Lurker wrote: LLL have you fucked a shemale before? Or been fucked by one?

Fucked, yes. No plans on getting fucked. Was with Aubrey (see above) Saturday night. Guess you guys want a trip trip report?

Also I fully expect you to have NWP Shemale Expert as your avatar soon.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:35 pm

sonatine

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Low_Limit_Lurker wrote:


	Low_Limit_Lurker wrote: LLL have you fucked a shemale before? Or been fucked by one?

Fucked, yes. No plans on getting fucked. Was with Aubrey (see above) Saturday night. Guess you guys want a trip trip report?

this day just got so awesome, so fast.

Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:36 pm

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