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My job was a bouncer at a nightclub, well one night in November I had a group of 4 guys try to get in
They were drunk to hell and I told them politely to piss off
So this tall one in the group told me he'd punch me, so I grabbed his shirt and punched him hard in the jaw
He went down like a sack if shit, screaming and crying on the ground
His 3 friends all ran like cowards as I laid the boot into the tall ones guts
Anyway, I left him in the road until his wife came and put him into her car and drive off
Next day I have 3 coppers knock at my door, the guy I'd beaten was an off duty policeman
I'd bust his jaw and fractured 3 of his ribs, I was arrested and went to court 3 days later
I explained what he'd done and the judge said I was provoked so I got the minimum sentence of 3 months imprisonment
The prison was an open one, not a bad place, I was able to be the Daddy of E wing where I made a lot if money buying and selling contraband

I'm out now and have my old job back, my house back and money in my pocket


Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:39 am
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Hey Todd, GFY


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Was iit the boot to the ribs that got you that time?
Cause you were doing a job that would see things like that fairly often.
Or did you have priors

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SimonOedipus wrote:
Hey Todd, GFY


you sound like an ass licking homosexual....try pm'ming sonatine and keep your dunce ass out of this forum

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[quote="DRL453":y5987ot8]"I remember when me and Todd wittles had a secret gay relationship. The best times were when he would carres my balls as i would stick my index and middle finger in his anus while we watched Larry king live. Those were the days."[/quote:y5987ot8]


Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:31 pm
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I'd knock your head off you queer cunt


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SimonOedipus wrote:
I'd knock your head off you queer cunt


ya, you're tough eh? no one knows how tough, but everyone knows how dumb

dumb goes against you in anything you do, including a fight......faggot

dumb puts you in jail

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"I remember when me and Todd wittles had a secret gay relationship. The best times were when he would carres my balls as i would stick my index and middle finger in his anus while we watched Larry king live. Those were the days."


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