I got my junk bit by a dog while i was walking in the park a week ago. I was just minding my own business. I even saw the dog coming, it was brown and white spotted medium sized mutt, wagging its tail and panting like a good boy. As we get closer I stopped to pet it and it just went crazy. I eventually kicked it away and then saw the blood. I reached inside to check it out and it felt like I dipped my hand in a bowl of spaghetti-o's. The doctors were able to save a testicle and after some surgery i will be sexually functional again. What's the cheapest whorehouse that will funnel mercury into my surgically reconstructed penis and then burn it with a light bulb while I listen to whale songs on a zune?

Night_Pig rules you fags!

wiz lite.

I thought you're supposed to be female.

You're breaking character way too early.

The Night_Pig is a hermaphrodite obv. First post made...

It truly is one of the funniest shops I've seen...

You just come to Vegas just to look a cheap whorehouse? What a life men!