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jefferson145 wrote:
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Not a dupe guys.

Ran the IP, came back as Limitles' Mom's house. It's legit.


HEY BABY WHEN YOU COMING OVER AGAIN



when I get the address, honey.


S/He probably wants a gangbang.

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Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:16 pm
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BB92 wrote:
jefferson145 wrote:
limitlesmom wrote:
wrenchjockey wrote:
Not a dupe guys.

Ran the IP, came back as Limitles' Mom's house. It's legit.


HEY BABY WHEN YOU COMING OVER AGAIN



when I get the address, honey.


She probably wants a gangbang.

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oh well, he's still GOD. for those who believe in a GOD, you haven't seen or met him. He's just there GOD being GOD.

So, limitlesmom I fell into a 24 hour obsession with you. I did an in-dept pro critique on your inaugural posting, plus a profile on you using FBI methods. I felt like Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind. I thought my research and profile was spot on, but know I'm more confused than ever.

All I can say know is you are one funny, super intelligent, quick witted mother fucker, and stick around. I'll be searching for the truth regardless.

I still have one clue you left for me, so I'll be searching for you like a sasquatch researcher.

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Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:55 pm
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Maybe we can hook this cunt up with Action Daves Dad.

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Sorry Slim but it wasn't very funny......the idea was good but that's about it

I didn't even get a chuckle.

Oh well you know if Jefferson and some 19 year old chic thought it was funny then

it must have been

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limitles wrote:
Sorry Slim but it wasn't very funny......the idea was good but that's about it

I didn't even get a chuckle.

Oh well you know if Jefferson and some 19 year old chic thought it was funny then

it must have been


anytime there's a chance to slam some cunt that thinks she has what it takes to gain acceptance into our exclusive group. i say..statistically it's funny...as for action dave. never met him, but he does look like a douche..and in this case the tree isn't far the apple.

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He's a fucking motherfucking bigmouth, I'll tell you that. Fucking Bevacqua, who couldn't hit water if he fell out a fucking boat.

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Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:15 am
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limitles wrote:
Sorry Slim but it wasn't very funny......the idea was good but that's about it

I didn't even get a chuckle.

Oh well you know if Jefferson and some 19 year old chic thought it was funny then


it must have been


very clever. fresh material, intelligent comedy because it was harsh but not hate driven, so the humor wasn't lost and it kept it's dark edge.

the timing and the surprise element were genius. the comments were on the fly and never went off theme, which is fucking witty. The truth element made it classic

slim if that was you writing comedy and scripting a story your niche, that's why I thought it was Jewish member. move to LA and get paid, son. comedy writers are fucking balling, because it's hard to find pure comedian that has vision.

honestly. I mean limitles didn't chuckle, that's amazing because he didn't rage. not chuckling is three steps above his anger issues

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fucking amazing writing. you are going for that so simple and obv, I'll say it sarcastically and in a funny voice angle. I get it. bwwwwwwaaaaaa.

I bet Louie C.K. would snap hire you or Whittney Cumming, shit Adam Sandler is always looking for new cutting edge talent.

Comedy writers are the stars and fucking rich. the obv play on words, sarcastic funny voice genre. pushing the envelope there Teamhaaaaazer (Team pronounced correct pause so I can elbow you, a long hazer said in high voice fades to low)

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