Lacey is a good friend of mine as well as a friend of the Cold Call Show. I couldn't be happier reporting this news - another site will obv. snap-up the model that actually for real likes to play poker.

now when we talk to her on the radio Druff won't have to give his mandatory 5-minute pre-grill about the cheater sites.

good decision Lacey. Liv r u taking notes?

Mr Schlaff,

Recovery AbsolutePoker.com

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hrm... Yebsite how much do u owe them?

how did you roll them?

think maybe it's time to hang it up with the pokers? maybe ur wasting ur time and AP's $?

About time todd's pillow talk convinced lacey to give up her AP ways...


TODD IS GOD.

Good for Lacey, wish everybody but Duke + Hellmuth would leave there.

Yebsite or Mr. Schlaff, with a Germanic name like that you are an embarresment to us Aryans.

I bet she left because they tried to pimp her out like UB did with Tiffany Michelle.

Instead of making retarded threads, why don't you make threads on how you're rolling AP/UB? That's doing God's work, imo

He did make one good thread today where he asked a legitimate question about why russ hamilton hasn't been taken care of. Better than random posts with youtube videos that no one watches.

LOL @ AP's threat that they can influence other sites to ban people.

Yeah, right.

Easy solution here:

1) Roll AP/UB with eChecks or your credit card. Dump money to a friend by having him sit in a 3-handed game, and dump the money off to him and the other 2 innocents. This makes it impossible for them to seize the money or close any accounts.

2) If they dare try to get you banned from other poker sites, tell the other sites that you charged back AP because you got cheated by superusers and they refuse to refund your money or release hand histories.

3) The other sites will likely believe you and reverse your ban (which isn't likely to happen in the first place).

4) Split profits with chip-dump accomplice and enjoy ill-gotten gains from this crappy, dishonest site. Use the money to take out a girl of your choice.

5) When you are fucking her later that evening, close your eyes and pretend you are doing Russ Hamilton in the ass.

Also, regarding Lacey, I hope she quit for one of two reasons:

1) They rolled her in some way
-or-
2) She didn't want to be associated with that scummy site anymore

I hope it wasn't just a business decision.

Uhhh...I was with you right up until #5.

Wait.... pretend you are fucking who in their what ?

This did not get the love it deserved, therefor I will now use it at every given opportunity.

Your timing is above reproach.




Now.... just imagine you are fucking Russ Hamilton in his ass.

Way ahead of you.

My reply would be short and sweet:
You are in violation of the UIGEA. I do not wish to be a part of your conspiracy to circumvent US law.

Your Friend,
yEBSITE

I ordered a PS3 and Madden 2010 with my UB points. Sfobv, I've never received either of them. After countless emails and false hope I am still left in the dust. I don't play on that fucking site anymore. I think it is only right for me to roll the bastards.

How to I roll them using eChecks? How much can I do it for?

I'm just going to gamble it up. I know I won't be able to cash out. That's not the point. I just want them to eat the bullet.

TIA