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duped_samaritan
DD Piranha
Degen Index: -1
Joined: 25 May 2011 Posts: 256
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In a mere 13 years, Jewdonk will turn 60 years old.
I'm interested to see where the users of DonkDown predict this great man will be.
I'm also very interested to see what kind of odds would be willing to be laid on each of these outcomes.
Just to clarify-
Dead (by accident) consists of:
Any form of death - other than suicide - including being executed/murdered in any way.
Living (but wishes he killed himself - didn't have the balls) consists of:
Basically living the life he's living now. Bragging about TV stands, staying up for days refreshing internet forums out of paranoia, basically wasting oxygen.
Living (Happily Ever After) consists of: Truly being happy with what he has accomplished in the past 60 years of life. Finding his Brazilian daughter, learning to control his drinking (and any other substance abuse), paranoia, and obtaining the necessary tools to hold a civil conversation without ranting would all be huge steps in the right direction. Basically convincing several people, other than himself, that his life was worthy of living.
Note to JewDonk: Please do not vote, as it would only skew the results.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:10 am |
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sonatine
DD InfoSec Oyabun
Degen Index: 55
Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 8622
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Where would suicide by cop go?
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Wiz' Fruity Pebbles Poetry Contest Runner-Up, probably.
<Ripptyde64> anyway I just wanted to give you some props for your posts....you really have a unique way with words and as a fellow writer I am humbled
<Ripptyde64> lol I just like your style. there are so many useless and moronic poster on these forums and you are vastly superior in quality, form and content.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:21 am |
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jefferson145
DD Whale
Degen Index: -38
Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Posts: 2531
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people like Martin live to be 97 years old. misery and complete contempt for other's happiness, that's the the fountain of youth.
It's always the happy, brightens up the room, so much potential, always smiling, most loving people that check out early.
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duped_samaritan
DD Piranha
Degen Index: -1
Joined: 25 May 2011 Posts: 256
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Hmm - good question. What do you think?
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:32 am |
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scottyno
DD Pro
Degen Index: 7
Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 9924
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who wants to live to be that old anyway
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confirmed donkdown mole
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chinamaniac
DD Old School
Degen Index: 34
Joined: 27 Dec 2005 Posts: 14048
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follow me on twitter
https://twitter.com/#!/Fantasydraftnet
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bob
DD Legend
Degen Index: 43
Joined: 26 Jul 2006 Posts: 4041
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dead by natural causes
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TeamRazor
DD Old School
Degen Index: -2
Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 8477
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The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in.
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grenadaroger
DD Whale
Degen Index: 18
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 2226
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 won't have the balls, obv
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:58 am |
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drexelfaggot miconjew
DD Fish
Degen Index: 0
Joined: 21 Dec 2011 Posts: 56
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no balls ldo
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:38 am |
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jefferson145
DD Whale
Degen Index: -38
Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Posts: 2531
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that's the catch 22, die young and happy or old and miserable.
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I NEVER THOUGHT THAT MY BIGGEST REGRET IN LIFE WOULD BE THE ONE TIME I EVER SAID NO TO ANAL-limitlesmom
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:10 am |
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TeamRazor
DD Old School
Degen Index: -2
Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 8477
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I honestly think going out in a blaze of glory against the cops is the only chance Dr Pockle has of getting double digits attending his funeral.
Even then I will take the under.
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The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:11 am |
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drk star
DD Whale
Degen Index: 0
Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 1287
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Marty is going to thrive, and will become the owner of the fourth largest Storage Rental business in the greater Sacramento area.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:24 am |
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v12cl
DD Old School
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Headshot
DD Piranha
Degen Index: 42
Joined: 16 Dec 2009 Posts: 915
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I thought cokesmoke wasn't going to make it through the summer in Vegas. He's pretty much on a freeroll at this point. I'm willing to book action he outlives his dog as long if he stays in CA. Some other decent probabilities: Gets significant (6 mos +) jail time at some point this decade - 1:1 Cirrhosis/SuperAids within 5 years - 1:1 Finds a decent job/supports himself for more than 12 months straight - 20:1 His 3rd world child knows his name - 100:1 
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:40 pm |
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tony bagadonuts
DD Consiglieri
Degen Index: 46
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 1512
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This topic is unseemly.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:47 pm |
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duped_samaritan
DD Piranha
Degen Index: -1
Joined: 25 May 2011 Posts: 256
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This website is unseemly.
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:14 pm |
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tony bagadonuts
DD Consiglieri
Degen Index: 46
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| Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:52 pm |
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tony bagadonuts
DD Consiglieri
Degen Index: 46
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 1512
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Here is a neg I received for this post....  As a rule I don't comment on dix, positive or negative but I thought this one was pretty good.
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| Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:08 am |
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LAKingsFAN12
DD Whale
Degen Index: 34
Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Posts: 2805
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Everything is old to you!
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