Jennicide,

Thanks for haning' out at NWP. I hope that my minions have not been too bad to you.

Questions to ask yourself before posting something retarded like Neverheeb did:

1) Do you want Jennicide to stay, or leave? If you want her to stay, be nice. I know it's hard.

2) Do you want to make an ass out of yourself? Because after reading some of the shit posted today, a lot of you look like an ass

3) Do you want to get banned from NWP? I will have no problem banning you if someone crosses the line with Jennicide. Do not post stuff that would get your ass kicked and your face slapped in real life.

I understand that some of you have not been laid, ever, and the thought of an attractive poker playing chick that is into Final Fantasy VIIIX (or whatever) is too much to handle. Try to suppress your juvenile instincts to make fun of her and say something rude. (why do you all do that anyway?)

Lastly, holy shit stop posting pictures of yourself in hopes of winning Jennicide's love. And note to Jennicide - DO NOT DATE NWP'ers, under any circumstance.

Oh shiznit micon threatens with the banning. I dont think anyone was trying to get a date with jenny tho unless I missed something.

Bar none....one of the top 5 funniest things ever posted here.

wow is this girl fucking princes diana??????

No, but obviously you have never heard the song by Aretha Franklin.

After seeing her response to heebs suggestion I dont think she needs to be treated with kid gloves.

Hater

Micon,

Should we act tough to try to win her affection? Does that work?

Jennisan, Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."

Come on Micon, people should feel free to insult who they please -- regardless of gender.

The thing that makes NWP so great is its free speech element. Nobody gets banned for insulting you, me, neverwin, or anyone else. Don't change that.

To my knowledge, the only person to get banned here has been SteveDaWimp, for obvious reasons. I have no problem with scammers or spammers being banned, but nobody should be banned for insults.

Druff you stoned again mang?

I totally see Dan (Todd) Using his hands and talking with his hands while he drills this into Micons head. (The Cardplayer video)

Classic. Druff Kicks ASS

Macon you snorting that white powder again?

Yeah I can hold my own, I'm a big girl. If I get offended I'll just offend one of them? NBD

Yeah micon that was a pretty weak banning of me. First of all no one could overcome my unholy powers in a fight and beat me up. I could however get my ass slapped. Druff is right that is pretty weak that you banned me for flaming someone even if it was a chick. Everyone flamed the shit out of neverwin when he made a new year's resolution to work out. Freedom of speech man


I shoved a cucumber up George Washington's ass

Actually Heeb...I think he banned you for begging of sorts.

hey sav was up with the story more to come?

steve da pimp, n-word jim...and it seems like someone else has been banned for doing stupid shit...

[quote="bmicon"]Jennicide,

Thanks for haning' out at NWP. I hope that my minions have not been too bad to you.

Questions to ask yourself before posting something retarded like Neverheeb did:

1) Do you want Jennicide to stay, or leave? If you want her to stay, be nice. I know it's hard.

2) Do you want to make an ass out of yourself? Because after reading some of the shit posted today, a lot of you look like an ass

3) Do you want to get banned from NWP? I will have no problem banning you if someone crosses the line with Jennicide. Do not post stuff that would get your ass kicked and your face slapped in real life.

I understand that some of you have not been laid, ever, and the thought of an attractive poker playing chick that is into Final Fantasy VIIIX (or whatever) is too much to handle. Try to suppress your juvenile instincts to make fun of her and say something rude. (why do you all do that anyway?)

Lastly, holy shit stop posting pictures of yourself in hopes of winning Jennicide's love. And note to Jennicide - DO NOT DATE NWP'ers, under any circumstance.

FF7 kicked ass..its embarrassing how much I owned that game.

The king of kings right here, ladies and gentlemen. ^^

There are three more episodes to the story, but I have been busy tonight with other immigrant elements that have left me with little time to sit and type. I'll get to the rest of the story either tonight or tomorrow night.

Thanks for the show of interest though.