After 4 years of poker forums...Ive finally found the forum.This is the shit.
My name is Erik Ryland from a small town in Minnesota. Poker is going to be my career and I love it so much it will of course be my life. As a teenager ( 17 this month) you can be sure poker will mess with your life a little bit. I used to win thosands on pokerStars on select names at the age of 15. Dont bother doing a SharkScope or db check playboys...I ended up losing all of my money from a week of bad beats and tilt witch threw me into months of depression. Mabey you have heard about me from a pocketfives post...well that post was not true only a jump too conclusions because the stuck up donks won't except a teenage kid too be better than them. I talk to the major pros online over aol and yahoo on a daily basis...The pros ( 100% real ) I talk to are...Clonie Gowen,Dutch,Matusow and 90 % I talk to Hellmuth on yahoo messenger..mabey Dustin could verify his contact with me. Last night I talked with Joe Hachem who wished me luck when I turn 18 this next year aug. 27th. Recently my Fulltilt account and Stars accounts where all banned but they said I am welcome back with open arms when I am of legal age. Now don't even think that Im some kid looking for money witch other forums convict me of...In fact I don't want money online nor will I ever sell a pros contact...yes ive had too turn down a few hundred for them. My myspace tells the whole story and my biggest accomplishment was turning 3 $ into 5 thosand in a single day on pokerStars. I just wanted to introduce myself and want to say again this forum is the shit. And make sure you check out my myspace. Hellmuth told me too make it. And I think I talk to JJpriodgy the kid who won 130,000 by cheating BUT im not sure so I also need some verification with someone. luck at the tables guys. - Erik Ryland http://www.myspace.com/erikryland

Awful. Skip the IP check and go straight to instaban.

See what Mikey's mom on NWP radio attracted, ghey shit like this.





Ban

Look....If there is anything you don't belive I can prove it...I can have Dan or anyone talk with who I claim to be buds with...And if Ive ever scammed anyone let them speak now.

Faak dude I won't be able to get to sleep now. I live in preston Minnesota and I work at a georcery store named Preston Foods come get me. lol

********ATTENTION NWP*********


When making a dupe account, don't try so hard.....

Ship the scammer NOW

read this: http://www.pocketfives.com/213B2459-EC76-4...10C1903CE8.aspx

GOD DAMN KID!!! YOU'RE REALLY GOING FOR THE FUCKING TRIFECTA HERE IN UNDER TEN POSTS. MIGHT AS WELL JUST HEAD BACK TO FCP. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SHIPPED THE BAG, CART, AND BANNED AS SOON AS SOLE WAKES HIS LAZY ASS UP. NH GG.

PEACE OUT ERIK

Look...Pocketfives...They did not belive me..I'll prove everything....The 5 grand in a single day ? Im4poker.com will tell you it's true...As for me knowing the pros i will verify this tommarow.Scammer ? No im not...I laughed when I read that..Im going to be one of the best poker players in the world. Hellmuth told me I am already an incredible player I just need to always play smart with money management. Please let this be my poker home. lol @ the scammer thing below my name...

Thanks for the compliment. Who do you think shipped the scammer?

I think him and 187 would get along great.


But all in all, biggest douchebag to grace NWP in a while.

LOL.

He gets completely rolled in the P5s thread.

OMFG!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST WAIT I NEEDED AFTER GETTING TWO OUTED ON THE RIVER 20 MINUTES AGO.

ERIK,

GO GET AIDS AND FUCKING DIE!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!

I HOPE YOU GET PUSHED OUT INTO TRAFFIC.

NICE KNOWING YAH, PEACE

Caps lock is a neat feature

patricjohnston5 (5:26:07 AM): you for real with this shit ?
UnrealHighRoller (5:26:11 AM): yes
patricjohnston5 (5:26:32 AM): easily proven huh buddy
UnrealHighRoller (5:26:40 AM): i can...
patricjohnston5 (5:26:54 AM): its pretty funny that you need too
patricjohnston5 (5:26:55 AM): pretty safd
UnrealHighRoller (5:27:02 AM): I can hae Clonie Gowen type she kno me good in the FT cht
UnrealHighRoller (5:27:06 AM): or something
patricjohnston5 (5:27:20 AM): ok lets do it
UnrealHighRoller (5:27:29 AM): ok post about it
UnrealHighRoller (5:27:30 AM): deal
UnrealHighRoller (5:27:34 AM): post this convo
patricjohnston5 (5:27:40 AM): i dont post at the site
patricjohnston5 (5:27:45 AM): im just some lurker
patricjohnston5 (5:27:57 AM): dont you post this convo
patricjohnston5 (5:28:07 AM): just post youll make clonie say hairy dog in the chat
patricjohnston5 (5:28:10 AM): HAIRY DOG!!



She plays on Fulltilt on sundays 90 % of the time. I talked too her tonight and told her Im part of the family and she said I was a funny kid.

I'm not going to ban this guy yet. This is HOF material.