I have a new roommate that is hot, smart, funny, genuine, and has a big booty.

but she forgets to flush her piss sometimes at night. how the hell do you bring that topic up?

it fucking nasty, but can be endearing if you look at in a different light, because everything else about her is well rounded.

Are you sure she "forgets"?

Wow bro... not that it isn't a touch annoying... But I'm getting a strong sense you're not the easiest person to live with. I mean not flushing shit would be one thing, but occasionally forgetting to flush urine?

Seems to indicate bad hygiene or a lack of care.

Is she a junkie?

links broke, someone nigger rigged with short chain, so you have to hold handle until flush is complete. she was unaware, until I brought it up after fixing it.

wild turkey shots were then taken.

Pics of her piss or GTFO.

how about a bowl of piss and toilet paper perv.

If it's at night, maybe she isn't trying to wake you up.

Maybe she's a green freak. If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down.

One thing I can gather, it would definitely suck living with a guy like you.

This has been mentioned a few times in this thread. You guys have life fucked up, it's reiterated time and time again what an amazing roommate I'am. Women love shaking up with me. There are numerous reasons why, but I'll just sum it up as the fact I'm a fucking real man, a straight up resistance man, the fucking boss.

Plus, I'm at an age where I wouldn't live with a dude anyway. I fixed the toilet without being asked by this sexy female and took wild turkey shots to celebrate. shit what's next!

eat dick basement dwellers!

I deal with thre problem every day times two. They say it's water conservation or some other shit.

You're drunk. I've warned you about posting is such condition.

I propose changing the name of Retard Siberia to Sausalito and dropping this bum there to sleep it off.

I was awake, why not engage in some locker room banter.

and not Jerry Sandusky's idea of locker room banter, where he took 11 year old kids put their hands on the shower wall while another coach heard repeated slapping noises.

just shit talking while intoxicated on whiskey, type banter. me and Lew usually get into side mud slinging. I can't wait to punch that mother fucker in his arm, while he on a upswing shooting dice at the The Orleans.

that's all. besides the curious question "how does a high stakes poker player end up spending his days smoking crack with fucking Coolio?"