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BigPoppaDump wrote:
wow..missed this one. poor 187. I like you man...but just take everyones advice. Just be you..minus the part that gets all upset on poker forums.
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thx and i know... it's just people take most things i say out of context knowing that theres a 75% chance it will become a hof thread...

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:11 pm
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187_HoMiCiDe wrote:
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wow..missed this one. poor 187. I like you man...but just take everyones advice. Just be you..minus the part that gets all upset on poker forums.
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thx and i know... it's just people take most things i say out of context knowing that theres a 75% chance it will become a hof thread...


LOL

So if I rented a car for a weekend and came on here and said I just bought a new car then you would take that how?

187, you definitely brighten up my day.

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:13 pm
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Macon_Marc wrote:
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wow..missed this one. poor 187. I like you man...but just take everyones advice. Just be you..minus the part that gets all upset on poker forums.
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thx and i know... it's just people take most things i say out of context knowing that theres a 75% chance it will become a hof thread...


LOL

So if I rented a car for a weekend and came on here and said I just bought a new car then you would take that how?

187, you definitely brighten up my day.


theres a large difference between there. the comparison isn't even close...

i said i got my own place, i know when i wrote it i said i bought but it's quite fucking obvious that a 19 year old kid didn't BUY A FUCKING HOUSE marc. Once again...

You know u just blew it out of context to get a bunch of people fired up and 187 flaming, which is fine more power 2 u.

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:15 pm
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187...I think this would go a lot smoother if you just admit that people were giving you a hard time because you said you were playing for a living, and you thought you'd stretch the truth about your new place a little bit and say you "bought" it...to try to prove you were successful enough in poker to do so.

Its really not a big deal...but that you are trying to convince us and yourself that you weren't trying to fib a little and it was actually just a miscommunication is silly....and why this thread is now almost 6 pages. Just admit it...and its done deal.

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:20 pm
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BigPoppaDump wrote:
187...I think this would go a lot smoother if you just admit that people were giving you a hard time because you said you were playing for a living, and you thought you'd stretch the truth about your new place a little bit and say you "bought" it...to try to prove you were successful enough in poker to do so.

Its really not a big deal...but that you are trying to convince us and yourself that you weren't trying to fib a little and it was actually just a miscommunication is silly....and why this thread is now almost 6 pages. Just admit it...and its done deal.


bdp i'm all for making things smoother.

but i can't force myself to lie, i'm not a stupid fucking person...
as dumb as i may come off in some of my posts this is not the case...

I know how far you can push a lie...

Like if I was a midget i'd say i have a .... 7 inch cock, because thats about as far as you could lie without people saying how can a midget have a 12 inch cock? thats a really crazy analogy... and will most likely end up in some1's signature, but that's ok...

but anyways the whole reason for that is I'm not stupid, and I wasn't fucking trying to lie and say i bought my own house, i was typing on here which i do very fast with VERY little thought... and it just came out. I am renting a place and thats that. I already admited that I did write bought in the post... that was my mistake wtvr.

also i'm not trying to prove anything to any1 here.
everything i have to prove i prove for myself, for my own income and thats one of the reasons i dont play on stars no more. because IMO stars is easier to find people and is more of an open ... talkative poker site..

anyways thx bdp but I can't lie to myself.

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:27 pm
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Like if I was a midget i'd say i have a .... 7 inch cock, because thats about as far as you could lie without people saying how can a midget have a 12 inch cock? thats a really crazy analogy... and will most likely end up in some1's signature, but that's ok...



wtf is wrong with you?

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:30 pm
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i'm just trying to add a little fucked up humor laugh.gif laugh.gif

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anyways i'm gonna close nwp and go play...

i'll be back to talk 2 the morning crew...


you guys have fun with this

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I hope you know that you will never be a normal member here because in every single one of your posts there is something to make fun of and it will be pointed out because you're famous for getting made fun of more than anyone here.

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:36 pm
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cth wrote:
I hope you know that you will never be a normal member here because in every single one of your posts there is something to make fun of and it will be pointed out because you're famous for getting made fun of more than anyone here.


Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:42 pm
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Macon_Marc wrote:
bump so noo limit can see this.



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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:44 pm
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187_HoMiCiDe wrote:
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187...I think this would go a lot smoother if you just admit that people were giving you a hard time because you said you were playing for a living, and you thought you'd stretch the truth about your new place a little bit and say you "bought" it...to try to prove you were successful enough in poker to do so.

Its really not a big deal...but that you are trying to convince us and yourself that you weren't trying to fib a little and it was actually just a miscommunication is silly....and why this thread is now almost 6 pages. Just admit it...and its done deal.


bdp i'm all for making things smoother.

but i can't force myself to lie, i'm not a stupid fucking person...
as dumb as i may come off in some of my posts this is not the case...

I know how far you can push a lie...

Like if I was a midget i'd say i have a .... 7 inch cock, because thats about as far as you could lie without people saying how can a midget have a 12 inch cock? thats a really crazy analogy... and will most likely end up in some1's signature, but that's ok...

but anyways the whole reason for that is I'm not stupid, and I wasn't fucking trying to lie and say i bought my own house, i was typing on here which i do very fast with VERY little thought... and it just came out. I am renting a place and thats that. I already admited that I did write bought in the post... that was my mistake wtvr.

also i'm not trying to prove anything to any1 here.
everything i have to prove i prove for myself, for my own income and thats one of the reasons i dont play on stars no more. because IMO stars is easier to find people and is more of an open ... talkative poker site..

anyways thx bdp but I can't lie to myself.


1. That quote will never make anyone's signature.

2. You're a fucking lying ass bastard if you think you just typed the 2000 lies you've posted on this site "accidentally".

3. SFO

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Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:52 pm
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if a midget told me he had a 7 inch cock i wouldnt believe him, then id push him over

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Macon_Marc wrote:
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187...I think this would go a lot smoother if you just admit that people were giving you a hard time because you said you were playing for a living, and you thought you'd stretch the truth about your new place a little bit and say you "bought" it...to try to prove you were successful enough in poker to do so.

Its really not a big deal...but that you are trying to convince us and yourself that you weren't trying to fib a little and it was actually just a miscommunication is silly....and why this thread is now almost 6 pages. Just admit it...and its done deal.


bdp i'm all for making things smoother.

but i can't force myself to lie, i'm not a stupid fucking person...
as dumb as i may come off in some of my posts this is not the case...

I know how far you can push a lie...

Like if I was a midget i'd say i have a .... 7 inch cock, because thats about as far as you could lie without people saying how can a midget have a 12 inch cock? thats a really crazy analogy... and will most likely end up in some1's signature, but that's ok...

but anyways the whole reason for that is I'm not stupid, and I wasn't fucking trying to lie and say i bought my own house, i was typing on here which i do very fast with VERY little thought... and it just came out. I am renting a place and thats that. I already admited that I did write bought in the post... that was my mistake wtvr.

also i'm not trying to prove anything to any1 here.
everything i have to prove i prove for myself, for my own income and thats one of the reasons i dont play on stars no more. because IMO stars is easier to find people and is more of an open ... talkative poker site..

anyways thx bdp but I can't lie to myself.


1. That quote will never make anyone's signature.

2. You're a fucking lying ass bastard if you think you just typed the 2000 lies you've posted on this site "accidentally".

3. SFO


yah nothing was done accidentally..."bought" and 'rent" are not something you confuse.....lying to show how cool you wish you were is a joke....there is a reson this fuck has been PWNED harder than anyone in NWP history...and all the talk like you are some baller on the tables is a joke....you may heen it up for a day or 2...but in the end you will be BUST


Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:57 pm
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should I raise with AK in late position??

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Dhaulagiri wrote:
should I raise with AK in late position??


Even funnier with the corresponding avatar pic.
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Eat one, cth.

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Slim1988 wrote:
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should I raise with AK in late position??


Even funnier with the corresponding avatar pic.


when people are reading this in the HOF and he has changed his avatar, they won't know wtf you are talking about. pwned.

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Slim1988 wrote:
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should I raise with AK in late position??


Even funnier with the corresponding avatar pic of Todd Witteles.

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