I found this text file in an old backup folder. I always responded to people who begged for really small amounts of money. I think this guy's desperation for $1 is amusing.
hollisterdude106: hello?
hollisterdude106: is this working?
hollisterdude106: dirty B?
DirtyB in LV: yes?
hollisterdude106: this is kickerboygk
hollisterdude106: i sent you a pm i think
DirtyB in LV: oh hey
hollisterdude106: heyy
hollisterdude106: hows a goin
DirtyB in LV: good
DirtyB in LV: I am willing to stake you up to $3.30, 50/50 profit split
DirtyB in LV: any game you want
hollisterdude106: alright
hollisterdude106: ill do a 6 person sit n go
hollisterdude106: 3.30 buy in
DirtyB in LV: you have to do one thing first
hollisterdude106: alright
DirtyB in LV: You have to make 330 posts in the 1000 page thread
hollisterdude106: holy!...330
hollisterdude106: lol
DirtyB in LV: we need to get that thing giong
DirtyB in LV: and I'm willing to hire you
hollisterdude106: i will, after i play in the sit n go...
DirtyB in LV: eeeehhh...no
hollisterdude106: i will make 50 now
DirtyB in LV: 330 posts, then you get $3.30
hollisterdude106: then stake me, then ill do 250
hollisterdude106: does that sound fair
DirtyB in LV: I'm the one holding more than THREE dollars here
hollisterdude106: 330 is going to take forever
hollisterdude106: i know
hollisterdude106: lol
DirtyB in LV: they can all be the same
hollisterdude106: like just saying hi
hollisterdude106: 330 times
DirtyB in LV: the post most be "DirtyB paid me $0.01 to make this post.
DirtyB in LV: then img
DirtyB in LV:
http://www.digitalvoodoo.de/blog/archiv ... -thumb.jpg
hollisterdude106: lol..ok
hollisterdude106: so everytime i do it, i get .01 cent
DirtyB in LV: yes
hollisterdude106: ok can i get 1.00 to proove your actully going to pay me
DirtyB in LV: you know how to do img tags?
hollisterdude106: then ill make 330 posts
hollisterdude106: no idea
DirtyB in LV: you click the img button above the editor window
hollisterdude106: icic
DirtyB in LV: or just type [img], they'll dothe same thing
DirtyB in LV: then paste
DirtyB in LV:
http://www.digitalvoodoo.de/blog/archiv ... -thumb.jpg
DirtyB in LV: then click the button again or type [/img]
hollisterdude106: could u send me 1.10 before i do anything
DirtyB in LV: you do 110, then I'll send $1.10
hollisterdude106: ok
DirtyB in LV: if you get first or second, the limits could go higher
hollisterdude106: this isnt rly a stake tho..lol..but ill do it
hollisterdude106: alright
DirtyB in LV: it's a condition on a stake
hollisterdude106: how long r u going to be oline for
DirtyB in LV: I'm leaving soon to watch UFC
DirtyB in LV: I'll be back later
hollisterdude106: what time!
hollisterdude106: !!
DirtyB in LV: maybe midnight
hollisterdude106: come on
hollisterdude106: be on at 9
hollisterdude106: isk
DirtyB in LV: PM me your STars name, I'll check it from AB's house
hollisterdude106: wsopteam
DirtyB in LV: nice
hollisterdude106: send me 3.30 at 9 pm
DirtyB in LV: ok
hollisterdude106: ill have alot of posts
DirtyB in LV: I can look at your post count and easily see
hollisterdude106: alright
hollisterdude106: sounds good
hollisterdude106: get on aim at 9pm
hollisterdude106: ok!
DirtyB in LV: ok
hollisterdude106: alright
hollisterdude106: peace dude
hollisterdude106: hey
hollisterdude106: r u here
hollisterdude106: hello??
DirtyB in LV: yo
DirtyB in LV: hey..post in the 1000 page thread
DirtyB in LV: that's the whole point
hollisterdude106: yo i need money 1st man it took 30 mins to do 30 posts this is insane
hollisterdude106: u know im a good player, im good for it
hollisterdude106: send me 1.10, then ill make the rests of the pots
hollisterdude106: its only fair
DirtyB in LV: you're not doing it right
hollisterdude106: dude, 330 posts is insane for 3.00
DirtyB in LV: you have to post in the 1000 page thread, with "DirtyB is paying me $0.01 to post this, and then the pic of Bob Ross
DirtyB in LV: it won't even be a stake, I'll give it to you
hollisterdude106: i need like 1.00 first
DirtyB in LV: how about that
hollisterdude106: 1.00 first then ill post the rest
hollisterdude106: deal?
DirtyB in LV: make 25 good ones in the 1000 page thread and I'll give you 1.10
DirtyB in LV: but you'll owe me the rest
hollisterdude106: ok i would like the 1.10 first
hollisterdude106: then ill post
DirtyB in LV: 25 good ones
DirtyB in LV: with Bob Ross
hollisterdude106: yup
hollisterdude106: i will
DirtyB in LV: I need to see that you can follow directions
hollisterdude106: i can
DirtyB in LV: 20 will be fine
hollisterdude106: i need the 1.10 first
hollisterdude106: there a tourney in 10 mins
hollisterdude106: !
DirtyB in LV: I'm tired of looking at that thread, I want to get it to 1000 pages
DirtyB in LV: get some out there
DirtyB in LV: and I'll send
hollisterdude106: i will
hollisterdude106: how do u add the pic
DirtyB in LV: click img
DirtyB in LV: the paste
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: whats da link
DirtyB in LV: then click img
hollisterdude106: what one do i post it under
hollisterdude106: hurry
DirtyB in LV:
http://www.digitalvoodoo.de/blog/archiv ... -thumb.jpg
hollisterdude106: i got 9 mins
DirtyB in LV: 1000 page thread
hollisterdude106: where is it at
DirtyB in LV: front page
hollisterdude106: ic it
DirtyB in LV: one that says "1000 page thread"
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: ok i posted 1
hollisterdude106: want another there
DirtyB in LV: still not doing it right
hollisterdude106: shoot
hollisterdude106: let me try again
DirtyB in LV: DirtyB is paying me $0.01 to post this
DirtyB in LV: and then Bob Ross
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: now send 1.00 quick
DirtyB in LV: spell my name right
DirtyB in LV: DirtyB
DirtyB in LV: I want the credit for this
hollisterdude106: u will
hollisterdude106: hurry
hollisterdude106: 5 mins
hollisterdude106: !!
DirtyB in LV: wsop team?
hollisterdude106: wsopteam
hollisterdude106: 1 word
DirtyB in LV: give me two good ones
hollisterdude106: i will
DirtyB in LV: you got the image
hollisterdude106: yes
hollisterdude106: hurry
DirtyB in LV: submitted
DirtyB in LV: give me two good ones real quick
hollisterdude106: ok got 1
DirtyB in LV: come on
DirtyB in LV: do it right
DirtyB in LV: DirtyB paid me $0.01 to make this post
DirtyB in LV: then Bob Ross
DirtyB in LV: no editorializing
hollisterdude106: bob ross where
hollisterdude106: !!
hollisterdude106: ??
DirtyB in LV: below the text
DirtyB in LV: new line
hollisterdude106: icic
hollisterdude106: k
hollisterdude106: its good
hollisterdude106: did u send the 1.00
DirtyB in LV: yes, 1.10
DirtyB in LV: on the way
DirtyB in LV: you can get more money if you make some posts
hollisterdude106: i dont want to do 330, what else i gotta do to get 3.30
DirtyB in LV: once you get into the groove of doing it, it'll take 20 minutes
DirtyB in LV: just bang bang bang
hollisterdude106: i dont have the time
DirtyB in LV: yes you do
hollisterdude106: ok im pplaying in the 1.00 buy in
hollisterdude106: 2,000 people
hollisterdude106: if i place 400 or better u give me 3.300
DirtyB in LV: good choice
DirtyB in LV: absolutely
hollisterdude106: 400 or better gets me a 3.30 transfer
hollisterdude106: deal?
DirtyB in LV: yes
hollisterdude106: how about 600
hollisterdude106: 400 is too hard
DirtyB in LV: 600
hollisterdude106: yup
DirtyB in LV: you're close, Bob Ross is the guy in the picture, don't type it
DirtyB in LV: just paste the pic
hollisterdude106: icic
DirtyB in LV: give me 5 good ones
hollisterdude106: then ull send another 1.00
DirtyB in LV: we need to get the 1000 page threda going
DirtyB in LV: yes
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: 5 good ones
hollisterdude106: for 1.00
hollisterdude106: gimmi 1 min
hollisterdude106: got 1
DirtyB in LV: excellent
DirtyB in LV: you got it now
DirtyB in LV: 4 more like that
DirtyB in LV: no space in DirtyB
DirtyB in LV: get my shit right
hollisterdude106: 2 done
DirtyB in LV: you got the first 1.10
DirtyB in LV: you know I'm a benevolent benefactor
hollisterdude106: a what?
hollisterdude106: lol
hollisterdude106: 3 done
DirtyB in LV: very close, you got an extra slash in there
hollisterdude106: i know
hollisterdude106: sory
DirtyB in LV: no, I didn't pay you .01 cents
DirtyB in LV: I paid you .01 dollars
DirtyB in LV: you're confusing people now
DirtyB in LV: they're wondering "How did Barry transfer that dude a tenth of a penny?"
hollisterdude106: shit
DirtyB in LV: make it: DirtyB paid me $0.01 to post this
DirtyB in LV: and a period at the end
hollisterdude106: ok
DirtyB in LV: hey
hollisterdude106: ok there is like 14
hollisterdude106: good ones
DirtyB in LV: very good
hollisterdude106: u owe me 2.00
hollisterdude106: lol
DirtyB in LV: I like how they look now
hollisterdude106: ill keep posting
hollisterdude106: all night
hollisterdude106: if u pay me
DirtyB in LV: I'll give you credit for all your posts, even in the wrong place
DirtyB in LV: that's 36 of them
hollisterdude106: yup
DirtyB in LV: make me 64 more and you'll get the second $1.00 up front
hollisterdude106: nooo!...i want at least another 1.00 right now
hollisterdude106: it took forever
DirtyB in LV: I gave you the first 1.10 to prove I was serious
hollisterdude106: im so tired from it
DirtyB in LV: you owe me the rest of it
hollisterdude106: i need another 1.00
hollisterdude106: i will
DirtyB in LV: 10 more and you'll get another 1.00
hollisterdude106: i had AK cracked by 78
DirtyB in LV: wow
hollisterdude106: 10 more
DirtyB in LV: 10 more, but you'll owe me some posts
hollisterdude106: 10 more for 1.00
hollisterdude106: correct
DirtyB in LV: yes
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: wait
hollisterdude106: a sec
DirtyB in LV: but I recommend you make constant posts during your tournament
hollisterdude106: how about for every 10 i do i get 1.00
DirtyB in LV: it will help you resist playing bad hands
hollisterdude106: im like out of it
hollisterdude106: i have 600 left
DirtyB in LV: you're still in it, big guy
DirtyB in LV: if you double up, and double up again, you're right in it
hollisterdude106: i was down to 100
DirtyB in LV: there you go
DirtyB in LV: eye of the tiger
DirtyB in LV: get to making some posts
hollisterdude106: ok cant talk have to post
hollisterdude106: lol
DirtyB in LV: you know how to copy and paste the whole thing, right?
hollisterdude106: r u kidding me
DirtyB in LV: you don't need to type or click buttons
hollisterdude106: ive been doing it..omg
hollisterdude106: lmao
hollisterdude106: how do u copy and paste
DirtyB in LV: highlight the whole post and press CTRL+C
DirtyB in LV: they CTRL+V to paste
DirtyB in LV: including the image stuff
DirtyB in LV: you can crank these out
hollisterdude106: okok
hollisterdude106: doubled up
hollisterdude106: im at 1,200
hollisterdude106: im out
hollisterdude106: damn
hollisterdude106: it
hollisterdude106: u there
hollisterdude106: dude u there
hollisterdude106: helloooooooooo
hollisterdude106: u ther
hollisterdude106: i did like 13 more
hollisterdude106: u sending 1.00
DirtyB in LV: make 5 more that say "DirtyB paid me $0.01 to post this."
DirtyB in LV: I like the $
DirtyB in LV: makes it look classy
hollisterdude106: ok
hollisterdude106: i want 1.00 now tho
DirtyB in LV: ok
hollisterdude106: r u shipping it
DirtyB in LV: 5 more
The file cuts off there. I always honor my debts, so I'm sure I sent him another couple bucks. Now I'm looking for the picture of the guy who wrote "DirtyB owns my face" in black marker on his face for $10.
here's my 1 cents worth. lol, what desperation to get in the $1 tourny early on and inability to do a simple post correctly.
