With all the felon nonsense lately this reminded me of nwp a bit, some of theses stories are totally hof.

http://news.aol.com/article/beer-box-ba ... plinkNum=0

Beer Box Bandit: A man wearing an empty Bud Light carton on his head walked into a convenience store in Lincoln, Neb., early Monday and demanded cigarettes. Police said he wrapped something around his hand, suggesting he was armed, but never showed a weapon. He got away with nine packs of smokes but dropped the box, which was being checked for fingerprints.

Flip through the pictures its pretty hilarious how retarded people are, this one is hof too

Banana Bandit: Police said 17-year-old John Szwalla was holding a banana under his shirt when he walked into a store in Forsyth, N.C., on May 14, warned he had a gun and demanded money. Before officers arrived on scene, Szwalla apparently ate the banana, but deputies took photos of the peel, authorities said. Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery.

This one was my favorite...

Burrito 'Brake': Jermaine Askia Cooper was leading police on a high-speed chase May 12 when he suddenly stopped at a Taco Bell, authorities said. Cooper, a suspected drug dealer, said he knew he was going to jail and wanted to get one last burrito, according to police in Fort Wayne, Ind.

add this guy to the list...



(moonlanding vid obv, but applicable here)

Holy shit never seen that before, I love how he tries to break the camera at the end after everything has been seen and done. And lolz at him going through all that then taking some ciggarettes. You can't say the guy isnt persistent at least. He was pretty lucky to not get knocked out cold on like all of those falls.

This story was featured (with a link to donkdown) on the following site:

http://www.criminaldefenseattorney.net/?p=55

Scroll down to #28.

TommyBoy's link no longer works but found this in Dan's link.

AND THE WINNER.....

After making a bet with fellow members of his foursome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in the ball washer at a local golf course. He managed to straddle the washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. One of his buddies decided to up the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.

To make matters even worse, the washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer and the rotating machinery inside.

Imagine the pain. I like these Darwinian stories best.

The article tells you he passed out though anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of the human nervous system would know that. Had he not he would have gone into shock anyway.

I realized what you are saying Mike. Talk to anybody that has had a vascetomy or prostate surgery. The dull ache in the area of the kidneys and occasional stab of pain sucks. To have a ball squashed is gonna hurt bad for a long time. The shame involved when talking to parents/grandparents would suck as well.