Dear Donkdown,

I regret to inform you of the following. Please take a seat.



No, not that seat, sit over there please.



Yes, that one.



Thank you.

Now it is important for us to understand each other in this situation, because it isn't easy. Would you like a cup of coffee? No? How about Tea? Yes? Green Tea? Lemon Tea? Ok, all I have is Arizona tea.



You don't like that? Well then don't drink it.

Ok, now I hope you're comfortable, because this might be a little long.



TL;DR

Ok, good now that we've gone over that long drawn out process of explaining each other let's cover the main points:

1. Jewdonk is not god.
2. There needs to be a better ignore function on the site, and Jewdonk should automatically be configured to be on it.
3. We need to create a word filter where any time someone types Jewdonk it filters to: Brandi.
4. Drexel I can't understand what you're going through, but you're giving Jewdonk and anyone who acknowledges him a license to troll, and this is the internet so you will get trolled hard.
5. We need a donkdown community fund to get limitles help. Kid's worthless. Maybe put him through school while we're at it. Study abroad in Siberia?
6. Limitles: The Canucks suck and will never win a Stanley Cup. Deal with it.
7. People need to stop giving a shit about the idea of this being an uncensored website.
8. The owners and mods need to start giving a shit about the idea of this being an uncensored website.
9. Intentionally left blank
10. Bronies are a forced meme.
11. Megabuddah is god anyway.
12. That is all.

Cool chair love the restraining straps also looks like she might be ok for a ride down the stairs .

+ 1 except for #6 of course

I'm pretty sure if you want marty to go away, making another thread about him isn't the way to do it. if you are sick of him, just wait a week, he'll be gone again. That's how the cycle works.

#8 and #2 make you a hypocrite, shut it down.