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certifiably insane: a jewdonk story 
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I encourage everyone to dispense their marty psychology aspects.








ripptyde64 5:54 am
whattup jewfeather

MJLMIKE312 5:54 am
jewing it up

ripptyde64 5:55 am
you read the new thread I just posted

MJLMIKE312 5:55 am
no to busy jewing it up

ripptyde64 5:55 am
lol poker ?

MJLMIKE312 5:55 am
no

ripptyde64 5:56 am
what are you up to

MJLMIKE312 5:56 am
working

ripptyde64 5:56 am
doing what....quit being so vague

ripptyde64 5:56 am
im not stalking you
what kind of work...you selling dildos ?

MJLMIKE312 5:56 am
howd you guess i was slanging dildos so fast

ripptyde64 5:57 am
just a hunch...kind of a no brainer really

MJLMIKE312 5:57 am
story checks out

MJLMIKE312 6:04 am
jewdonk
what are you doing

ripptyde64 6:04 am
hangin out

MJLMIKE312 6:05 am
lol
i thought you hated dd? why you posting?

ripptyde64 6:08 am
just wanted to get that off my chest
Im almost done there
just dropping in for a cameo and I'm out

MJLMIKE312 6:09 am
honestly, outside of micon, drex and druff I think you actually like it. I don't think you were ever close to out, you even admitted to browsing the board. If you had no interest in it then you wouldn't have been following along, correct?

ripptyde64 6:09 am
because the whole fucking site revolves around me whether I am posting there or not

ripptyde64 6:10 am
and I am not just gonna sit and watch this character assssination without responding
they repost my shit from my own site immediately and the trolls are all over my shit

MJLMIKE312 6:12 am
maybe its your age group but i sort of see a bit of druff in you
druff could never understand as long as he pushed shit he was going to get shit

MJLMIKE312 6:12 am
when he backed away, looked what happened
he predicted the end of the forum etc
but what really happened was people just got off his back so much lol
as long as you put yourself out there to be cross examined you will be and you will be clowned on
thats just how it works
you dont "BRING HITS" you bring the same users out of the woodwork to fuck with you because you are easily targetable

MJLMIKE312 6:14 am
when you slow down and walk away you will be targeted less, the more you open up websites and post shit on those websites the more people will target you
you honestly sit there and dont understand this ?

ripptyde64 6:16 am
i had just had to own sonatine
sorry was typing

ripptyde64 6:16 am
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look dude...my # 1 mission right now is getting this norweigian idiots site the fuck off of the first page of google
and that would never happen by 'walking away'

ripptyde64 6:18 am
that is the part you dont understand
and also I have no intention of hanging around very long

MJLMIKE312 6:19 am
but even when you're "gone" you arent truly gone
you are browsing the board, that's my point.

ripptyde64 6:20 am
thats not true
I tried disappearing for almost 6 months

MJLMIKE312 6:20 am
bro you admitted to me you browse the forum lol

ripptyde64 6:20 am
once get rid of this idiots site I am truly done

MJLMIKE312 6:20 am
okay but by you posting on donkdown prolongs that

ripptyde64 6:20 am
of course I browse then when these trolls are flaming me when I dont even post

MJLMIKE312 6:20 am
you should have just not come out using your ideology, right?

ripptyde64 6:21 am
look I said I am dropping in to drop a few posts...thats all.....once this norweigian losers site is gone...you will probably never see me on this site ever again

MJLMIKE312 6:21 am
this is what YOU dont understand, you are only getting trolled and provoked because they know eventually marty can only take so much, you are within a cycle you have to realize this no?
as long as people know you browse you will get trolled, bottomline.

ripptyde64 6:21 am
Im pretty thick skinned and have already been pushed...dont worry about it man

MJLMIKE312 6:21 am
because they know how easily you get rattle
you absolutely not thick skinned at all

ripptyde64 6:21 am
its all good I am not getting suckered into it this time

MJLMIKE312 6:22 am
i could say the tiniest thing to you
and get a reaction
ive done it
just for lulz before
and many others do to

ripptyde64 6:22 am
look are you going out of your way to agitate me right now ?

MJLMIKE312 6:22 am
lol @ not getting suckered into it while you're already suckered in

ripptyde64 6:22 am
I said what I had to say in my post

ripptyde64 6:22 am
ok well you are obviously just trying to piss me off right now and be a dick

MJLMIKE312 6:23 am
you also have a serious problem with listening
im not trying to piss you off

ripptyde64 6:23 am
no I heard what you said

MJLMIKE312 6:23 am
im just telling you the truth
you are byfar the worst listener that has ever graced the boards witht he most serious case of napolean complex
fucking relax and get off your high horse for a fucking minute

ripptyde64 6:24 am
ok thanks for your kind words

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
see, this is exactly what im saying

ripptyde64 6:24 am
no you are being rude

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
no

ripptyde64 6:24 am
get off my dick

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
im telling you the TRUTH

ripptyde64 6:24 am
ok dude I am not gonna do this

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
then peace out

ripptyde64 6:24 am
sit here and get pounded by you
fuck that

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
bye

ripptyde64 6:24 am
not in the mood
later

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
btw
one last thing
your 2 rules of coaching

ripptyde64 6:24 am
reread what you just wrote and tell how me you would react

MJLMIKE312 6:24 am
thats all
peace

ripptyde64 6:25 am
wat

MJLMIKE312 6:25 am
think for a second

ripptyde64 6:25 am
what the hell are these 2 rules

MJLMIKE312 6:25 am
what your 2 rules of coaching are
you dont even know your own 2 rules of coaching?

ripptyde64 6:25 am
1st rule is shut the fuck up
2nd rule is shut the fuck up

MJLMIKE312 6:25 am
correct, reread your rules of coaching see ya

ripptyde64 6:25 am
thts pretty much my coaching philosophy as I recall
I have no idea what you are talking about man
what rules just tell me I forgot what I wrote god knows how long ago

MJLMIKE312 6:26 am
you dont see the fatal flaw?
no you nailed the rules

ripptyde64 6:26 am
what are the 2 rules jesus christ
oh ok

MJLMIKE312 6:26 am
1) stfu and 2) stfu, those were your rules

ripptyde64 6:26 am
LOL

MJLMIKE312 6:27 am
if you can't realize the fatal flaw in your general philosphy
then you are ruined
and will always be ruined
you will always have some chip on your shoulder
you will always push people away
you will always be a defeatist

ripptyde64 6:27 am
I had a LOT of successful students by the way who won tens of thousands of dollars

MJLMIKE312 6:27 am
look at your life
and your rules

ripptyde64 6:27 am
lol what do you know about my life

MJLMIKE312 6:27 am
thats all im saying

ripptyde64 6:27 am
nothing than what you read or I post

MJLMIKE312 6:27 am
i know if i you dont get a job in a week your on the streets again

ripptyde64 6:27 am
I have never met you

MJLMIKE312 6:27 am
you admitted that to me
i know you have a daughter you never took care of

ripptyde64 6:28 am
your judgement on me is not rational because you havent even met me in person bro

MJLMIKE312 6:28 am
i know your 47
no retirement savings
no job
and cling to donkdown like its your last social medium

ripptyde64 6:28 am
lol ok well this is real fun getting fucking rheemed

MJLMIKE312 6:28 am
its all the truth
im trying to help you

ripptyde64 6:28 am
dude I dont want to sit here and get fucking drilled by you
what is your problem

MJLMIKE312 6:29 am
i have no problem, was only trying to help

ripptyde64 6:29 am
you are intentionally just firing bullet after bullet at me and this is not at all inspiring or educational
yea thanks for all your help LOL

MJLMIKE312 6:29 am
thats sad

ripptyde64 6:29 am
that was great

MJLMIKE312 6:29 am
i feel sad you feel that way

ripptyde64 6:29 am
no its sad how confrontational your approach is holmes

MJLMIKE312 6:30 am
sorry if it came off as confrontational, was meant to be helpful
as a means to help not harm

ripptyde64 6:30 am
you are being a prick...end of story...I didnt learn anything from your point by point analysis of my life...but hey thanks

MJLMIKE312 6:30 am
want my 2 rules?
1) always learn

ripptyde64 6:30 am
read what you just wrote and then ask yourself how you would react if someone was firing that kind of verbal assault at you

MJLMIKE312 6:31 am
2) always adapt

ripptyde64 6:31 am
ok noted

MJLMIKE312 6:31 am
i didnt out it on the board
if i wanted to be a dick i would have
but i just dont like seeing this

ripptyde64 6:31 am
fine...thanks for the props when I am trying to come clean about some of my mistakes...thats all that post is

MJLMIKE312 6:31 am
i want to see a substanial improvement in your life

ripptyde64 6:32 am
ok well thanks I appreciate the concern
Ill update you on my progress

MJLMIKE312 6:32 am
gl obvb
obv*

ripptyde64 6:32 am
lol ok

MJLMIKE312 6:32 am
you need to just lay this shit to rest for good
its not healthy

ripptyde64 6:33 am
ya know whats really funny is how everyone seems to know me so well....and know whats best for me or how I should live my life.....fucking amazing how there are so many life experts chiming in

MJLMIKE312 6:34 am
marty
your 47

ripptyde64 6:34 am
I have had 47 very interesting years and the last few years are only one chapter...you dont know shit

MJLMIKE312 6:34 am
I dont know shit?
excuse me?

ripptyde64 6:34 am
what difference does that make...lol I am 47...your point ?

MJLMIKE312 6:34 am
your 47 and you are in the point of life that you are
on the streets in a week without a job
thats the fucking point

ripptyde64 6:35 am
that is the problem with people under the age of 30...you are so arrogant and clueless

MJLMIKE312 6:35 am
stop worrying about the fucking internet

MJLMIKE312 6:35 am
Marty I'm not going to go into the shit that I have
but just know im half your age

ripptyde64 6:36 am
lol I am doing great right now...I moved into a totally remoded one bedroom apartment with a poolside view....just bought a bunch if new furniture....a 42 inch flat screen and a new laptop...that was the last 2 months...I have cash in the bank....things are just fine....as I said you dont know shit about me or my life ...so how about you get off YOUR high horse

MJLMIKE312 6:36 am
then why did you lie to me

ripptyde64 6:36 am
but I appreciate you reminding me how broke I am when I am crushing it right now

MJLMIKE312 6:36 am
and say you have to find a job within a weeks time or else you'll be on the streets?

ripptyde64 6:36 am
lol
because I was probably hammered

MJLMIKE312 6:37 am
K, you have it great I didn't realize it.
goodluck in your ventures, godspeed.

ripptyde64 6:37 am
yea and I have been owning 1/2 and pretty much crusiing
do you need pics of cash or videos of the apt

ripptyde64 6:38 am
maybe I should just post a pic of my cock
would that make everyone happy ?

MJLMIKE312 6:38 am
here's your napolean complex, if it even needs to be reminded.
you seem like you would be the type of guy that would pull some samson option shit, I respect that but thats just not my way of life.

ripptyde64 6:39 am
what napolean complex...you have been sitting here hammering away at my fucked up life when I have been doing great....I have had money before and been broke...when are you going to realize I could give a flying fuck about money

MJLMIKE312 6:39 am
Do you know what the samson option is?

ripptyde64 6:39 am
why don't you enlighten me

MJLMIKE312 6:40 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

ripptyde64 6:40 am
cliffs

MJLMIKE312 6:40 am
samson was in the bible
hes a guy that was arrested
and brought infront a court of people to be executed
he knew he was going to die
so he asked a guard if he could lean against a pillar
he had super human strength
but it was only gained by the length of his hair

ripptyde64 6:41 am
by reading the headline I can deduct that you are implying that when I get backed into a corner I bust out the heavy artillery

MJLMIKE312 6:41 am
they didnt know this
so by the time he was ushered in
his hair was long again
and when he leaned against the pillar
he knocked it down
killing himself and everyone
its called...the samson option.

ripptyde64 6:43 am
I like it
dude is a stud

MJLMIKE312 6:43 am
hence why I brought it up
the problem is
it goes against all things
ie, society
and humanity

ripptyde64 6:44 am
when faced with certain demise, take them all with you when you get backed into a corner
I approve

MJLMIKE312 6:44 am
you aprove
approve
because you are not NORMAL
you arent apart of society
or humanity
hence your napolean complex
and the laundry list of other mechanisms you react to

ripptyde64 6:46 am
oh ok I am not a part of society LOL
you are hilarious man

MJLMIKE312 6:46 am
no
im just smarter

ripptyde64 6:47 am
you are about 10 steps behind and the more I hear from this analysis, the more I realize how little you do know about me and what makes me tick

MJLMIKE312 6:47 am
really?

ripptyde64 6:47 am
yea really

MJLMIKE312 6:47 am
well see

ripptyde64 6:47 am
ok so I guess you see me as some kind of rogue kamakazi pilot ? haha

ripptyde64 6:48 am
like I am mad at the world and gonna take everyone with me
is that the general idea

MJLMIKE312 6:48 am
You have expressed your ideology to me several times
about mass destruction, etc

ripptyde64 6:48 am
I think the world is overpopulated yes

MJLMIKE312 6:48 am
favortism toward terrorism

ripptyde64 6:48 am
no not terrorism

MJLMIKE312 6:48 am
your blantant racism
etc

ripptyde64 6:48 am
but I would be in favor of a worldwide plague
yea I cant lie I am a bit of a racist...I dont care for blacks too much

MJLMIKE312 6:49 am
a natural thought would be for a world of no atrocities

ripptyde64 6:49 am
that is also true for millions of other americans

MJLMIKE312 6:49 am
not wishful thinking of the plague

ripptyde64 6:49 am
what else

MJLMIKE312 6:49 am
see that thought is deeply rooted
and is brought up throught he way you have experienced life
you hate life

MJLMIKE312 6:50 am
you hate humans
naturally you wish for a plague and terrorism
my point is, normal people do not think this way
they wish for love and happiness

ripptyde64 6:50 am
no I am in favor of a natural disaster or collapse of soceity becayse planet earth needs a nice bath. this planet cant sustain 7 bllion people without draining all of its rescources for centuries and centuries
there is too much widespread hunger
water supplies are being poluted beyond recovery

MJLMIKE312 6:51 am
what you also fail to realize is you dont have to WISH for these things with 7 billion people living on it, it will naturally occur.
you should be reaching out to your daughter
to see her
meet her

ripptyde64 6:51 am
ohhh ok thanks

MJLMIKE312 6:51 am
before the demise

ripptyde64 6:51 am
lol my daughter
that is amazing

MJLMIKE312 6:51 am
thank you

ripptyde64 6:51 am
amazing that I have never even told any kind of story about it

MJLMIKE312 6:52 am
you told me you had a daughter in brazil

ripptyde64 6:52 am
you realize that the story about having a daughter is basically folklore right ?

MJLMIKE312 6:52 am
did you make that up to?

ripptyde64 6:52 am
I never said that
dont put words in my mouth

MJLMIKE312 6:52 am
guess ill scratch that off to another drunken marty rant then

ripptyde64 6:52 am
and dont pretend to know details of my life
this is exactly what I am talking about
there are so many lies out there about me its fucking mind boggling

MJLMIKE312 6:53 am
you told me that
on the fucking phone
if its a lie then its a lie

ripptyde64 6:53 am
I have never mentioned anything or shared any details of my 'daughter'

MJLMIKE312 6:53 am
why would you say it though?

ripptyde64 6:53 am
it is folklore

MJLMIKE312 6:53 am
lol @ folklore

ripptyde64 6:53 am
I certainly never said I had a daughter in Brazil LOL

MJLMIKE312 6:54 am
whatever, you told me another lie, that's 2 that we now have.
amongst many more im sure

ripptyde64 6:54 am
I said there was a chance I had a daughter in Venezuela....this was back in 1995 after I allegedly got this bar girl pregnant. She had a kid and even if it was mine...which was never even confirmed....then there is no way in hell I would ever find her again
dude like I said you dont know shit

MJLMIKE312 6:55 am
lol
how do you never try though
thats a real stand up man thing to do

ripptyde64 6:55 am
draw some more wild conclusions
lets hear some more
this is some good shit

MJLMIKE312 6:56 am
im sure you are aware of facebook at this point in your allustrious 47 years

MJLMIKE312 6:56 am
how do you not bother to track that shit down

ripptyde64 6:56 am
ok so let me see...you want me to pack up my life, give up my dog I have had for 8 years.....spend 10's of thousands of dollars flying to south america...and move there to live with a bar girl I fucked almost 20 years ago...and relocate in a 3rd world country...is that the general idea ?

MJLMIKE312 6:57 am
no just search facebook, nigger.

ripptyde64 6:57 am
in the 1-10,000 chance I can even find them
LOL @ facebook
I dont even know this girls last name are you out of your fucking mind
LMAO

MJLMIKE312 6:57 am
only a nigger wouldnt try

ripptyde64 6:57 am
dude you are hilarious

MJLMIKE312 6:57 am
you're a nigger, that's forsure.

ripptyde64 6:57 am
so whats the next itme
item

MJLMIKE312 6:58 am
the fact that you are infact a nigger.

ripptyde64 6:58 am
I am enjoying picking apart all your reasons why my life is so horrible
whats next bro
serve it up

MJLMIKE312 6:58 am
i asked it before you went off home key base and 1 finger punched in your response like a nigger

ripptyde64 6:58 am
actually that was like 1992
so we are talking 20 years later

MJLMIKE312 6:58 am
niggers werent niggers in 1992?

ripptyde64 6:58 am
lmao
so is that pretty much it ? whats the next item on the agenda

MJLMIKE312 6:59 am
you're practicing avoidance
I asked already, scroll up and be a fucking man once in your life, nigger.

ripptyde64 6:59 am
so I am broke and almost homeless and abandoned my daughter and I have a napolean complex
lol is that your story ?

MJLMIKE312 7:00 am
Marty, I thought I was asking the questions, nigger?

ripptyde64 7:00 am
I should snap a picture of the stack of hundreds I have on my desk right now and all the new furniture I just bought

MJLMIKE312 7:00 am
that'll show me

ripptyde64 7:00 am
not to mention the pimp apartment I just moved into

MJLMIKE312 7:00 am
snap that pic off bro
the one with the gunshots

ripptyde64 7:00 am
no you are making statements that are simply not true
yea that was great

MJLMIKE312 7:00 am
i saved the video before you put it back on private btw

ripptyde64 7:01 am
live shots that was awesome
the neighborhood isnt the greatest....but my apartment is super nice....if it wasnt I never would have signed a year lease here

MJLMIKE312 7:01 am
you live amongst niggers
HOW COULD YOU?

ripptyde64 7:02 am
just bought a nice 42 inch flat screen, brand new laptop, new leather chair, new desk, new bedroom furniture....yea life sucks

MJLMIKE312 7:02 am
is that sick $300 tv leaned up against the wall?
or do you actually have a stand for it

ripptyde64 7:02 am
see this is what I am talking about
you arent constructive you are just pointing fingers

MJLMIKE312 7:03 am
it's a question
answer it you nigger

ripptyde64 7:03 am
ok are we talking about my TV now ?
and my TV stand ?

MJLMIKE312 7:03 am
is your sick new 42inch tv leaned against the wall? yes that is my question.

ripptyde64 7:04 am
so would I be a bigger success if I had a bigger TV ? Is that would you are saying ?

MJLMIKE312 7:04 am
no you nigger

ripptyde64 7:04 am
I can always take it back and go get a 50 inch if you want

MJLMIKE312 7:04 am
im asking if its on a stand
fucks sake
how stupid are you?
IS THE TV ON A STAND?

ripptyde64 7:04 am
yes its on a stand fuckstick

MJLMIKE312 7:04 am
YES OR NO

MJLMIKE312 7:04 am
ok thank you, god damn.

ripptyde64 7:04 am
lol at thinking a tv stand means shit
what is the deal with that

MJLMIKE312 7:04 am
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN FAGGOT

ripptyde64 7:05 am
that is another example of how retarded people are
OMG marty doesnt have a tv stand what LOOOOOSER

MJLMIKE312 7:05 am
agreed

ripptyde64 7:05 am
haha that is hilarius to me
fine let me host a pic
one sec

MJLMIKE312 7:05 am
lol @ taking pics of your tv stand
bigger faggot than i assumed

ripptyde64 7:05 am
its of my entire apartment you faggot
not my tv stand specifically
see what I mean

MJLMIKE312 7:06 am
ok

ripptyde64 7:06 am
how many of your idiotic accusations do I have to refute

MJLMIKE312 7:06 am
all of them

ripptyde64 7:06 am
that is like # 5

MJLMIKE312 7:06 am
amongst a million

ripptyde64 7:07 am
maybe I should just set up a live 24/7 webcam
even in my bathroom so people can watch me take a shit

MJLMIKE312 7:07 am
yes, infatuate your already steadily eager desire of attention. I agree.

ripptyde64 7:08 am
im trying to find your pic of my tv stand fag

MJLMIKE312 7:08 am
:ok

ripptyde64 7:08 am
get off my balls for 2 seconds kthxx

ripptyde64 7:10 am
I only have one old pic when I first moved in....before I got my desk, couch etc
but one sec

MJLMIKE312 7:10 am
im gonna go pee ship it

MJLMIKE312 7:12 am
back

ripptyde64 7:13 am
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8896/picssy.jpg
you can kinda see it...its just a regular tv stand..was like 80 bucks

MJLMIKE312 7:13 am
by god, you have a tv stand
look at home base

ripptyde64 7:14 am
yea I guess Ive arrived

MJLMIKE312 7:14 am
you have aims up?

ripptyde64 7:14 am
aims ?

MJLMIKE312 7:14 am
aims @homebase obv

ripptyde64 7:14 am
i dont get it

MJLMIKE312 7:14 am
the command center/
?

ripptyde64 7:14 am
aims = command center ?
yea obv

MJLMIKE312 7:14 am
why did you take this pic
just curious
did u take it just now?

ripptyde64 7:15 am
I have the hdmi from my laptop to my tv its kinda cool

MJLMIKE312 7:15 am
porn on the big screen eh

ripptyde64 7:15 am
um no I just told you I took that pic like 4 days after I moved in here
porn on the big screen OWNS
lmao

MJLMIKE312 7:15 am
what you into
red heads
blonds

ripptyde64 7:15 am
nothing too weird

MJLMIKE312 7:15 am
nigger bitches?

ripptyde64 7:15 am
lol Im not even gonna say

MJLMIKE312 7:15 am
pshhhh
asians im guessing

ripptyde64 7:16 am
its nothing too out of the ordinary...I just like watching hot chicks fuck
big tits nice asses
standard

MJLMIKE312 7:16 am
so your into the hispanics?

ripptyde64 7:16 am
Im not into all the close up butthole shit or anything nasty

MJLMIKE312 7:16 am
damn thats my specialty

ripptyde64 7:16 am
yea not really into asians I like the latinas

ripptyde64 7:16 am
latinas and brunettes

MJLMIKE312 7:16 am
i love watching porn where the guy spits into her asshole to lube it up

ripptyde64 7:16 am
see that is fucking gross

MJLMIKE312 7:17 am
bro if you dont swap cum your a faggot, lets be honest

ripptyde64 7:17 am
lol wtf

MJLMIKE312 7:17 am
:gtfo
obv

ripptyde64 7:17 am
that is one thing Im not is a faggot

MJLMIKE312 7:18 am
you dont even fuck bitches in there ass
thats completely faggot
bitches love that shit
you just have to be aggro

ripptyde64 7:18 am
nah I have never done that...its called sodomy and its nasty imo...I will tell you why I think that
I think God made things very clear
penis = vagina

ripptyde64 7:18 am
penis fits into vagina

MJLMIKE312 7:18 am
penis fits into asshole nigger

ripptyde64 7:18 am
anuses are for human waste

MJLMIKE312 7:19 am
look at your uncle
BOOM ROASTED
AMIRITE

ripptyde64 7:19 am
so to me it just seems unnatural...Im not interested in anal in the least
ok well this conversation is over.......thanks for all the great advice on my life. Its been a real treat. some pretty inspiring advice.

MJLMIKE312 7:20 am
no problems man, night night, keep your butthole tight.

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anuses are for human waste

MJLMIKE312 7:19 am
look at your uncle
BOOM ROASTED
AMIRITE



i cant find a picture that does justice to how hard im laughing right now.

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anuses are for human waste

MJLMIKE312 7:19 am
look at your uncle
BOOM ROASTED
AMIRITE



i cant find a picture that does justice to how hard im laughing right now.


Found one that serves a double purpose, martys prolapsed anus and uncle allens phallic

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probably burned a bit though


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Jewdonk age 47 made it big time in this lifetime, has brand new hundred dollar laptop and everything.

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don't start useless threads sir. Jewdonk is an idiot but shit don't give him more fame.


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that conversation is pretty much right on the money

Lewfeather sure is an arrogant little fuck

I always enjoy getting life advice from people half my age

enjoyed dissecting his point by point analysis.

But I have a TV stand now so my life is complete

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that conversation is pretty much right on the money

Lewfeather sure is an arrogant little fuck

I always enjoy getting life advice from people half my age

enjoyed dissecting his point by point analysis.

But I have a TV stand now so my life is complete

:yes



Marty you're a fucking scumbag, how could you?


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Saddest thread ever.


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At least get a pedicure before you visit your daughter.

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<BB92> lol i have tits
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Saddest thread ever.


sad? im lol'ing like a mother fucker.


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As I mentioned to Lewfeather in that conversation...

I'm crushing right now and moved into a great place two months ago, and am doing just fine. Have some nice cash reserves and looking forward to summer .

About the first 5 minutes into that conversation when I am getting a little agitated, I figured it was a set-up knowing full well he would post that convo, or there was definitely a strong possibility.

lol this is funny though. Lew got pretty much demolished on every one of his assertions. That was hilarious.

Lew btw...

you live in DETROIT and you want to rip on me for living among blacks ? LMAO

nuff said


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jewdonk wrote:
As I mentioned to Lewfeather in that conversation...

I'm crushing right now and moved into a great place two months ago, and am doing just fine. Have some nice cash reserves and looking forward to summer .

About the first 5 minutes into that conversation when I am getting a little agitated, I figured it was a set-up knowing full well he would post that convo, or there was definitely a strong possibility.

lol this is funny though. Lew got pretty much demolished on every one of his assertions. That was hilarious.

Lew btw...

you live in DETROIT and you want to rip on me for living among blacks ? LMAO

nuff said


he told me last week that he would be out on the streets if he doesn't get a job soon

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lewfather wrote:
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Saddest thread ever.


sad? im lol'ing like a mother fucker.


I didn't say it wasn't funny also.


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Jewdonk age 47 made it big time in this lifetime, has brand new hundred dollar laptop and everything.


actually its a brand new Dell I paid close to 700 for

I am enjoying this thread actually.

I just dropped close to 5K on new furniture in the last 2 months, new flat screen, laptop, freezer packed full of food and have been positively crushing it live. I have a beautiful stack of Benjamin's in my nightstand drawer

And as you can see I even got the mad hookup on a TV stand

btw, where can you find a brand new 100 dollar laptop ?

let me know


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jewdonk wrote:
Cat Out Of The Bag wrote:
Jewdonk age 47 made it big time in this lifetime, has brand new hundred dollar laptop and everything.


actually its a brand new Dell I paid close to 700 for

I am enjoying this thread actually.

I just dropped close to 5K on new furniture in the last 2 months, new flat screen, laptop, freezer packed full of food and have been positively crushing it live. I have a beautiful stack of Benjamin's in my nightstand drawer

And as you can see I even got the mad hookup on a TV stand

btw, where can you find a brand new 100 dollar laptop ?

let me know



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someone shop martys face in the "D" and no, not for allens sake.


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uh oh freezer full of food now ur speaking my language, itemize the goods for me big dog, i assume one frozen meat, possibly some shrimp shumai, couple 3 lean pockets, what else we working with


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uh oh freezer full of food now ur speaking my language, itemize the goods for me big dog, i assume one frozen meat, possibly some shrimp shumai, couple 3 lean pockets, what else we working with



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

the possibilities are endless


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uh oh freezer full of food now ur speaking my language, itemize the goods for me big dog, i assume one frozen meat, possibly some shrimp shumai, couple 3 lean pockets, what else we working with



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

the possibilities are endless


limbs of a crack whore?


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uh oh freezer full of food now ur speaking my language, itemize the goods for me big dog, i assume one frozen meat, possibly some shrimp shumai, couple 3 lean pockets, what else we working with



big bucket of french vanilla ice cream
2 whole chickens
1 rack of pork ribs
about 3 pounds of center cut pork chops
assorted frozen veggies
2 NY steaks
some frozen O'Brien potatoes
couple packs of Farmer John sausages
some homemade chili I froze in ziplocs
big giant bag of ice
5 pound package of boneless chicken breasts
5 pounds of ground beef


that's about it I guess


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pigknuckles and greens?

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uh oh freezer full of food now ur speaking my language, itemize the goods for me big dog, i assume one frozen meat, possibly some shrimp shumai, couple 3 lean pockets, what else we working with
crack



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