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certifiably insane: a jewdonk story 
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jewdonk wrote:
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I got this far. Such a sad life.





For all I know you are a janitor with a club foot and psoriasis making minimum wage




:lmao

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Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:29 pm
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jewdonk wrote:
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So you just assume lewfather lives in the most ghetto part of Detroit?

those pics were from the good parts of town

are you actually disputing the undeniable fact that Detroit isn't the biggest fucking shithole in the United States ?


Las Vegas is the U.S.A.'s toilet. It contributes nothing. The Running Rebels and Jerry Jerry Tarkanian helped college basketball become mainstream....that's it.

Detroit has done nothing but spit out innovations in the music industry. creating genres, introducing the greatest developments in music technology, molding some of the most famous artist worldwide that have broken records is sales setting new standards, changing production techniques that are embraced by countless artist. Motown, techno, Madonna, & Eminem are four of just a few trendsetting names & genres Detroit created influencing the progression of music.

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:09 am
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jefferson145 wrote:
jewdonk wrote:
Cat Out Of The Bag wrote:
So you just assume lewfather lives in the most ghetto part of Detroit?

those pics were from the good parts of town

are you actually disputing the undeniable fact that Detroit isn't the biggest fucking shithole in the United States ?


Las Vegas is the U.S.A.'s toilet. It contributes nothing. The Running Rebels and Jerry Jerry Tarkanian helped college basketball become mainstream....that's it.

Detroit has done nothing but spit out innovations in the music industry. creating genres, introducing the greatest developments in music technology, molding some of the most famous artist worldwide that have broken records is sales setting new standards, changing production techniques that are embraced by countless artist. Motown, techno, Madonna, & Eminem are four of just a few trendsetting names & genres Detroit created influencing the progression of music.


Detriot, where 90% of Black babies are born to single mothers.

Detriot, where it was such a shit hole 25% of the population left the last ten years.

Detriot, where 33% of the population lives in poverty.

Do I need to continue?

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:05 am
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abrown83 wrote:
jefferson145 wrote:
jewdonk wrote:
Cat Out Of The Bag wrote:
So you just assume lewfather lives in the most ghetto part of Detroit?

those pics were from the good parts of town

are you actually disputing the undeniable fact that Detroit isn't the biggest fucking shithole in the United States ?


Las Vegas is the U.S.A.'s toilet. It contributes nothing. The Running Rebels and Jerry Jerry Tarkanian helped college basketball become mainstream....that's it.

Detroit has done nothing but spit out innovations in the music industry. creating genres, introducing the greatest developments in music technology, molding some of the most famous artist worldwide that have broken records is sales setting new standards, changing production techniques that are embraced by countless artist. Motown, techno, Madonna, & Eminem are four of just a few trendsetting names & genres Detroit created influencing the progression of music.


Detriot, where 90% of Black babies are born to single mothers.

Detriot, where it was such a shit hole 25% of the population left the last ten years.

Detriot, where 33% of the population lives in poverty.

Do I need to continue?


Vegas has mole people living underneath the city in drainage tunnels.

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:20 am
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abrown83 wrote:
Planet Earth, where 90% of Black babies are born to single mothers.

FYP

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:46 am
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pawn stars did reign in the pawn shop reality show genre.

Detroit has hardcore pawn and now the other shithole city New Orleans has a pawn show.

looks like Vegas has a target demo of white trash all ages.

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:18 am
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jewdonk wrote:
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I got this far. Such a sad life.

'Slim'

You have been posting on this site for 8+ years and I have never seen you offer even a teaser for how 'baller' your life may or may not be.

Never heard of you meeting any posters from this site, or anything else of substance. Not even once. Not a picture from a baseball game or a trip report or anything I can remember really.

For all I know you are a janitor with a club foot and psoriasis making minimum wage

Sure is fun to make comments like 'such a sad life' when you don't share any of your own details though huh ? Not that I really care though. I mean you are always the first to jump into a thread involving me and spout off with some forgettable one liner.

I guess anyone on the internet can be a rocket scientist with a 12 inch cock, if you just stay anonymous for 8 years

Keep on keepin' on

:beavbutt




My bad, sorry I don't get drunk and pound out 1,000 word manifestos on a site where 90% of the population wishes I would fall off the face of the Earth. Nor do I reveal intimate details of my life to people half my age on AIM.

And I must really be a loser because I have not met anyone in real life that posts here.

I don't make minimum wage, and I am not a baller. I do see my daughter every day of her life though. How's yours doing?

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:45 am
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lewfather wrote:



Crying here...

Only because it's true

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:12 am
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Slim1988 wrote:
jewdonk wrote:
Slim1988 wrote:
I got this far. Such a sad life.

'Slim'

You have been posting on this site for 8+ years and I have never seen you offer even a teaser for how 'baller' your life may or may not be.

Never heard of you meeting any posters from this site, or anything else of substance. Not even once. Not a picture from a baseball game or a trip report or anything I can remember really.

For all I know you are a janitor with a club foot and psoriasis making minimum wage

Sure is fun to make comments like 'such a sad life' when you don't share any of your own details though huh ? Not that I really care though. I mean you are always the first to jump into a thread involving me and spout off with some forgettable one liner.

I guess anyone on the internet can be a rocket scientist with a 12 inch cock, if you just stay anonymous for 8 years

Keep on keepin' on

:beavbutt




My bad, sorry I don't get drunk and pound out 1,000 word manifestos on a site where 90% of the population wishes I would fall off the face of the Earth.

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Nor do I reveal intimate details of my life to people half my age on AIM.

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And I must really be a loser because I have not met anyone in real life that posts here.

I don't make minimum wage, and I am not a baller. I do see my daughter every day of her life though. How's yours doing?

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Pretty sure this forum's abuse is as close to a father's love as Marty will ever know.

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Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:44 am
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i dont know man i think an uncles love is pretty close to a fathers


Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:57 am
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I think jewdonk only reveals close things to his uncle.

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don't start useless threads sir. Jewdonk is an idiot but shit don't give him more fame.


Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:20 am
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jefferson145 wrote:
pawn stars did reign in the pawn shop reality show genre.

Detroit has hardcore pawn and now the other shithole city New Orleans has a pawn show.

looks like Vegas has a target demo of white trash all ages.


I like pawn stars. The show is obviously quite staged, but it is more like antique road show.

Hardcore Pawn is less staged and mainly appears to be black people misbehaving. Show almost seems racist.

I think I prefer the antique road show version.


Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:28 pm
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fuhoser wrote:
jefferson145 wrote:
pawn stars did reign in the pawn shop reality show genre.

Detroit has hardcore pawn and now the other shithole city New Orleans has a pawn show.

looks like Vegas has a target demo of white trash all ages.


I like pawn stars. The show is obviously quite staged, but it is more like antique road show.

Hardcore Pawn is less staged and mainly appears to be black people misbehaving. Show almost seems racist.

I think I prefer the antique road show version.


Hardcore Pawn is the television version of DD.

The owners are three Jews always yelling at each other, due to different visions of how the place should be run.

The black community's plight is used as a tool for the greater good of the company,
while being mocked and exploited.

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Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:43 am
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fuhoser wrote:
jefferson145 wrote:
pawn stars did reign in the pawn shop reality show genre.

Detroit has hardcore pawn and now the other shithole city New Orleans has a pawn show.

looks like Vegas has a target demo of white trash all ages.


I like pawn stars. The show is obviously quite staged, but it is more like antique road show.

Hardcore Pawn is less staged and mainly appears to be black people misbehaving. Show almost seems racist.

I think I prefer the antique road show version.


Pawn Stars is quality.

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Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:43 am
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god i love this jewdonk fella

at the 6:52 to 6:57 point in the convo the person jewdonk was conversing with started talking all retarded....who is that mjlmike312 person?

up until then he (mjlmike) speaks words of great wisdom but then he starts going off and i get tired of reading.... i start agreeing with mr jewdonk

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jewdonk wrote:
that conversation is pretty much right on the money

Lewfeather sure is an arrogant little fuck

I always enjoy getting life advice from people half my age

enjoyed dissecting his point by point analysis.

But I have a TV stand now so my life is complete

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Do you realize how dumb you are? You're acting all snide and condescending talking like you don't think those "things" make a man, yet you openly brag about the tv and new furniture and laptop. DUCY?

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Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:24 am
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lol @ lewfeather tilting hard because his counseling session was totally demolished point by point

Ladies and Gentlemen...





Welcome to Detroit





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Now here's is a pic from my patio




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LOL. Unbelievable. Looks like a sweet motel

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Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:33 am
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jewdonk wrote:
It was on one of my sites for 3 days, and review your OP where you said you already re-uploaded it. If you want to post it, go for it champ

But for the sake of this awesome thread, it was late at like 2 AM on a Saturday night and there was some big party on the other side of the complex. I was making a video after I moved in some new furniture earlier in the day and put some art on the walls and my place was looking sweet.

Out of the blue shots went off and there was some chaos that lasted a few seconds where people were tripping out. It scared the shit out of Winnie

The cops showed up a few minutes later and that was about the end of it. I heard there was an arrest made and I gave the video to the manager so it could be used in court if necessary.

carry on with your monkey tilt Lew

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Lol you used to make fun of me for living in the ghetto and here your old crusty face is actually living in a project. Hahahahaha.

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Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:45 am
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jewdonk wrote:
here is a much more thorough representation of Sacramento



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awesome, i will move there

i assume that last pic.... is the sierra nevadas in the background??? and the sacramento river damned???

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jewdonk wrote:
Slim1988 wrote:
I got this far. Such a sad life.

'Slim'

You have been posting on this site for 8+ years and I have never seen you offer even a teaser for how 'baller' your life may or may not be.

Never heard of you meeting any posters from this site, or anything else of substance. Not even once. Not a picture from a baseball game or a trip report or anything I can remember really.

For all I know you are a janitor with a club foot and psoriasis making minimum wage


:lmao

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