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humpedurmom

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In just a few hours poker as we know it will be changed forever with the release of the "Micon System". Check out some gay Micon quotes from his blog:

"I have a bonus that’s going to shake up the poker world (I’ll let you know about it in a couple days)."

"The reason I'm revealing my strategies is to give back to the game that's been so good to me.

Did Doyle Brunson start losing when he released his system?

Of course not!"

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Mon May 08, 2006 2:30 am

DanDruff

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Tell me about it! Why do you think I'm still awake right now?

Mon May 08, 2006 3:13 am

twoplustwo

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It's not actually a system though, surely?

Does it teach you how to win cointosses? Or stop you from getting two outed on the river? Prob not. These are just +EV plays, that every players tries to make on a consistent basis.

I will be purchasing it when I get in from work, looking forward to it....Although I half expect to load the CD and just see a big pic of micon in Jewish clothing with a speech bubble saying "SFrolled!!!!11 POW!!"

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Mon May 08, 2006 3:40 am

Epistate

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Is it something that involves actually being sent by mail? If this is the case, I would be worried about arrival time.

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Mon May 08, 2006 3:42 am

budman

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	Epistate wrote: Is it something that involves actually being sent by mail? If this is the case, I would be worried about arrival time.

Actually being that is will be a CD that is loaded on your computer, his "system" is probably some sort of virus/trojan that will secretly install and let him see all of our hole cards, thus get him to even more final tables, and which in turn will sell more copies and infect more... On and On until pure online dominance!

Mon May 08, 2006 3:50 am

the_icon

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	Epistate wrote: Is it something that involves actually being sent by mail? If this is the case, I would be worried about arrival time.

Wait, so you're telling me Micon was supposed to send u something? maybe like a sweatsedo, and u still haven't gotten it?

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Mon May 08, 2006 4:18 am

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	twoplustwo wrote: It's not actually a system though, surely? Does it teach you how to win cointosses? Or stop you from getting two outed on the river? Prob not. These are just +EV plays, that every players tries to make on a consistent basis. I will be purchasing it when I get in from work, looking forward to it....Although I half expect to load the CD and just see a big pic of micon in Jewish clothing with a speech bubble saying "SFrolled!!!!11 POW!!"

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Mon May 08, 2006 5:56 am

tetraz

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	DanDruff wrote: Tell me about it! Why do you think I'm still awake right now?

what a man!

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Mon May 08, 2006 6:11 am

harvester

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Just tell us when you have the torrent up on the rip.

Thanks.

Mon May 08, 2006 6:26 am

last-straw

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	Quote: * Discover the mind set you MUST have - This incredible secret reveals the one truth to winning poker tournaments. * How to TAKE ADVANTAGE loose-aggressive players - Many times you'll make the right play and it ends the wrong way with these type players. Over the years I've learned how to “cash-in” on these type players. I'll reveal my secrets in my system. * Learn to BULLY A Table the right way! I see it all too often, people bullying the table the wrong way. I'll explain exactly how and when to bully. This one strategy if used properly will drastically improve your tournament longevity * Easy-to-understand techniques for using “pot odds”. I see it in tournament after tournament, people using pot odds the wrong way! Learn how and when to use “pot odds” the RIGHT way. * Little-known known standards of tournament play… I'll reveal my standards for all situations. These secret standards are the reason I've been winning at poker for the past 6 years! * BIG SLICK, it's the most over played hand in tournament poker… Many players have no idea how to play AK. I'll tell you exactly “how to” play this hand the right way. * 99% of players DON'T know how to manage a bankroll. I'll show you a simple strategy to get MAXIMUM value from your bankroll. * There's no secret to coin flips - it's 50/50 chance. I'll tell you when to risk gambling with your tournament life. This secret alone will save you tons of heart ache * Learn how to prepare for the BIG online tournaments. I'll let you in on my little-known secrets of how I get in the “winning” mindset.

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Mon May 08, 2006 7:20 am

scottyno

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The_Icon wrote:


	The_Icon wrote: Is it something that involves actually being sent by mail? If this is the case, I would be worried about arrival time.

Wait, so you're telling me Micon was supposed to send u something? maybe like a sweatsedo, and u still haven't gotten it?

I already bought 5 copies if the micon system! I figure they'll make great stocking stuffers for people, that is if I get them in time for christmas...

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Mon May 08, 2006 8:15 am

cth

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	Harvester wrote: Just tell us when you have the torrent up on the rip. Thanks.

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Mon May 08, 2006 9:25 am

felon

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scottyno wrote:


	scottyno wrote: Is it something that involves actually being sent by mail? If this is the case, I would be worried about arrival time.

Wait, so you're telling me Micon was supposed to send u something? maybe like a sweatsedo, and u still haven't gotten it?

I already bought 5 copies if the micon system! I figure they'll make great stocking stuffers for people, that is if I get them in time for christmas...

you comedian you

Mon May 08, 2006 9:28 am

shooz

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	Quote: Also, only the first 200 people that order "The Micon System" will get a copy of "The Micon Cheat Sheet". This one little cheat sheet alone will help you dominate online tournaments...

this offer begs the question, if you aren't in the 1st 200 whats the point of buying the ''system'' if you don't get a free fucking cheat sheet!!!!
I was going to block this joker from emailing me because the $75 party shooter never materialised, but some of these scam/sales emails are quite amusing....

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Mon May 08, 2006 9:39 am

humpedurmom

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Seriously. It is common knowledge that Micon is kind of a tool, but this “System” has elevated him to a new level of douchebagginess in my book. It is my opinion that he has bypassed the legendary, reality detached, self-owning 187homicide this time.

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Mon May 08, 2006 9:54 am

Spork

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	twoplustwo wrote: It's not actually a system though, surely? Does it teach you how to win cointosses? Or stop you from getting two outed on the river? Prob not. These are just +EV plays, that every players tries to make on a consistent basis. I will be purchasing it when I get in from work, looking forward to it....Although I half expect to load the CD and just see a big pic of micon in Jewish clothing with a speech bubble saying "SFrolled!!!!11 POW!!"

I hope you're kidding about buying it...

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Mon May 08, 2006 10:24 am

last-straw

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Spork wrote:


	Spork wrote: It's not actually a system though, surely? Does it teach you how to win cointosses? Or stop you from getting two outed on the river? Prob not. These are just +EV plays, that every players tries to make on a consistent basis. I will be purchasing it when I get in from work, looking forward to it....Although I half expect to load the CD and just see a big pic of micon in Jewish clothing with a speech bubble saying "SFrolled!!!!11 POW!!"

I hope you're kidding about buying it...

Go to Barnes & Noble with your $97, you'll be better off.

Mon May 08, 2006 10:25 am

hugh_chardon

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When did it go from $27 to $97?
And why?

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Mon May 08, 2006 10:30 am

shooz

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	Hugh_Chardon wrote: When did it go from $27 to $97? And why?

when he realised he wasn't going to cover the $90 costs?

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Mon May 08, 2006 10:32 am

WeissMAN

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	Hugh_Chardon wrote: When did it go from $27 to $97? And why?

lol, I was just thinking the same thing...wasnt it 27$ last week? WHat a fuckin clown :oops:

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