“And so I’m prepared if the NAACP invites me, I’ll go to their convention and talk about why the African American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps,”

there was a black dude in my fraternity at college. he was awesome. one time a guy got wasted and everyone drew all over him with a sharpie, as is standard. kid woke up and half his face was covered with sharpie (like 2-face), and i walked up to the black kid, patted him on the back, and said "hey _______, youre in luck, now theres another colored kid for you to hang out with." he thought it was hilarious.