http://houston.craigslist.org/roo/1603542443.html

$500 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!? (north of River Oaks)

You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!

ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized.

We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience.

Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker.

AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm talking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER.

We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my XBox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT.

-this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son
-this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!
-tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, a park in the back, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyball court WHAT!

Pic related, its me. Your bad ass new roommate.

@cougarclaws

Best part is he posted his Twitter, time for a Twitter Black Cock bombing.

some good stuff in there

I gotta ask.. who is the nigger in this photo and what is the story behind it?

I can answer that.

He does not have a known real name. When he is referred to he is called "David Robinson" or "The Admiral".

He's on this web site because of me. Weissman, posting as possibly the greatest dupe in NWP/DD history, Handsome James, started a thread asking if anyone had done nude modeling before. I replied with "Yes. I took these pics just for you." and then posted a pic I found Google image searching for "giant cock" or something similar.

Weeks or months pass, and for some reason Weissman wanted to post that picture again. He IMed me and he got my wife at the keyboard. She told him that I was out of town and he asked if she could send over the picture in My Documents of the black man with the giant penis. Being my awesome wife, this did not seem like a particularly unusual request and she obliged. He posted the pic, and it went on to be a central figure of two message boards.

Your wife selected very judiciously, DirtyB, and she should be commended.


Imagine if she just willy nilly picked out the first giant black cock that she came across when she went into your databases.



We would have been stuck with this: