Look, I'm drunk, but not enough. My car has a hole in the muffler so I sound like a B-52 bomber overhead. All liquor stores are closed so it's a pub about 3 miles away or nothing? I risk, drunken drivingness(lots of money) etc. but I may also score a Wendy's burger on the way back.

What should I do?

i doubt tine would agree with me as that man thinks on a higher level that us mere mortals but i would suggest a taxi to the pub

tine would probably suggest you choke yourself with a tie while wanking furiously to horse porn

pros and cons to both ideas, follow your heart

you must be drunk to believe that statement

you must not be drunk to not believe that statement

to think he thinks above others is a thought gone wrong....


l.shakespeare


folks....this from someone three sheets to the wind

imagine